Sunday, February 26, 2012

Critical Mass Is Impending!

Critical mass is impending? Doom and gloom is upon us? Sounds like something has gone badly wrong in a break out sect of the Catholic church!

Critical mass was something we heard at Amway meetings. “Now is the time to get into Amway and start building your Amway business! The Amway business is exploding and now is the time to get in and collect the benefits of getting into Amway in time ($$$$$$$$$$) before we reach critical mass.” Blah blah blah. Something to that effect.

We were always told that we’d come “on board” at just the right time. “Now is the beginning of what is gearing up to be a huge increase in Internet sales of Amway products. Exciting changes are just about to happen in the Amway business. This is huge!”

Yup all the rah rah hype the cult leaders use to brainwash their followers.

I heard that same bullshit propaganda pitch over 10 years ago the first time we signed up for Amway! The only change between round one and round two was that we lost more money thanks to more Amway tools being on the scene - Communikate, WWDB premier membership, etc - and we had to invest more heavily into Amway’s tool scam.

To further punctuate that we’d gotten on board with Amway at just the right time when the Amway business is about to explode we were shown charts of how this trend was supposed to occur over the next few years with sales going up. This chart was part of the business plan flip cards that were shown at every Amway meeting.

The sack of shit Platinum used to flip the chart upside down and say those were the statistics of people who aren’t in Amway. Doomed not to have any savings and work a job until they were 65 years old at which time they’d automatically either die or be broke.

There might have been some changes in Amway but whether or not they’re exciting depends on whether or not you’re an ambot. Or married to one.

Once Ambot was immersed in the Amway cult these are the (not) exciting changes I observed in him:

  1. he got into huge arguments with people he normally got along well with because they didn’t want to come to Scamway meetings
  2. he sneered at people who had J.O.B.s and wouldn’t consider Amway a viable career choice
  3. he was very rude to friends who weren’t interested in supporting his business by buying overpriced Amway products
  4. he dropped whatever he was doing to respond to phone calls or text messages from the bastards in his upline who wanted him to haul his ass to wherever they were for whatever they deemed was more important
  5. he quoted Amway speak constantly and parroted whatever his upline brainwashed him into repeating. Like just shut the fuck up! Nobody gives a shit about goddamned Amway! Notice how everybody avoids us and no one invites us over anymore?
  6. he questioned everything I did and how it was making him money in his Amway business.
  7. he had the brainwashed delusion that his upline sponsor was some sort of god only by virtue of the fact that he had brought him into the Amway cult and therefore we must lick his asshole
  8. he became a slob around the house littering his Amway garbage wherever he happened to be and refused to put the consumed items containers into the garbage or recycling bin. Part of the Amway male chauvinist pig club’s teachings. The only use for women in the lives of Amway warriors is to pick up after them.
  9. he used his previously debt free credit card for Amway related purchases including treating the entire upline out for meals and maxed it out buying Amway shit so he could impress the assholes in his upline.
  10. he became increasingly agitated, argumentative, rude, and snobbish
  11. he accused everyone with different points of view (from his upline) of being negative
  12. have I mentioned how fucking OBNOXIOUS he was to anyone who didn’t share his view on how wonderful, amazing, etc etc the Amway cult is.

Yeah that was a real joy to live with! The ambot monster from Amway hell! Created by the fucking assholes in our upline. A frankenambot!

The changes since Ambot got out of the cult and away from being brainwashed by assholes like our sack of shit Platinum have been a lot more positive such as becoming a nice person again. Despite the upline’s bullshit claims that being in Amway makes you a nicer person - a tactic used to distract ambots from paying attention to the money they’re not making - I’m here to say that NO WAY  IN HELL does being an Amway IBO make someone a nicer person. As a brainwashed group of cult followers they might all put on a fake nicey nice act at Amway functions and seminars but in private they’re nasty, surly, unapproachable sorry excuses for human beings. Losing money in the Amway pyramid scheme can change a person’s personality and make them nasty demons. Dealing with the upline asshole cult leaders who brainwash IBO’s into thinking the reason they’re not succeeding in the Amway scam is because they’re not trying hard enough or because they’re losers is another part of belonging to this shitty MLM scam.

No matter what some lousy brainwashed asshole might say about how Amway brings exciting changes to people’s lives, I’m here to say watching someone getting brainwashed by the Amway cult is not an exciting change. Its a descent into hell.


  1. has to be a way to make money at it, go directly to selling the tools?? (the tapes) ??? I tried Amway, I lost everything, my friends/my house/and my Amway supposed friends are nowhere to be seen. people run away from me when I step out the front door. its awful, I am a Amrobot.

    1. Anonymous - sorry to hear about all the misery that Amway brought to your life.

      Just one of many say similar stories from from ambots who leave comments - destroyed relationships, bankruptcy, foreclosure. And then the smart ass current crop of brainwashed ambots laughs and says you didn't try hard enough and that will never happen to them because they are winners.

      I think you've hit on the secret. The only way to make money in Amway is go directly to selling the tools. Start up your own motivational organization, make up some motivational CDs, sell them to the ambots.

    2. BINGO! That's the business right there, or should I say an operation that could make some money! Be it as it may - immoral, unethical, a scam, etc. but it has a better chance of making loads of $$$$ rather than a mere pretend IBOship. Even kevin trudeau got it on it once didn't he.

  2. On a different blog, someone posted how Amway is among the worst things to happen to Indian people, if not THE worst. In a major large population centers, Indian people strictly avoid making contact with other Indian strangers because they don't want to deal with getting prospected anymore.


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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
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