Sunday, February 5, 2012

The First Amway Salesman

16 comments:

  1. Amazingly the intelligence level of amtards never evolved since the neanderthals. Fascinating species. If and when I find a group of people more annoying and easy to attack, ill move on. But for the moment theyre number 1!

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    1. Anonymous - ha ha! You are right! If anything the intelligence level of ambots has gone in reverse sine the neanderthals!

      I'm here to attack mostly my own upline but pretty much any ambot is fair game to me!

      And ambots deserve what they get because of all the misery and destruction they've brought to other people's lives.

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  2. In LA they drive around in piece a shit cars with amway stickers and their phone number on the window. Blowing clouds of thick black smoke out the tailpipe. They really think someones gonna call and say hey sign me up! They are more likely to get a prank call saying how the fuck is that thing even still running?!! Im just saying. You too could drive an 82 honda hatchback! I guess here they cant even afford the old clunker caddys.

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    1. Ha ha! You must have read a post I wrote some time back about the Amway Clunker Brigade! The ambots in our LOS all drove around in shitmobiles ready to break down any second. I don't recall anyone in our line who has stickers with Amway and their phone number on their car. But that's pretty funny the only cars they would get would be to say how the fuck is that thing still running! LOL!

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  3. If you go to an amway meeting in LA you might get confused in the parking lot and think youre at the pick-a-part junkyard. Yes in the equipo vision LOS the amway title is carried with pride. They make no attempt to conceal it. The amway logo is on everyones business cards. Probably they dont have to hide it yet because they have only recently started trying to destroy the spanish speaking community.

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    1. Anonymous - if you go to an Amway meeting anywhere you might think you've arrived at a pick a part junkyard! Ha ha!

      Is that the name of the LOS? Equipo Vision? Equipo Malo maybe better! What are they doing at Equipo? Scaring the Spanish speaking community that they'll be deported if they don't sign up with Amway? They'd make more money selling oranges on the street corners than in Amway. No end to the measures those evil cult leaders will go to.

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  4. If you smell burning oil and hear sqealing grinding noises or an engine backfiring watch out! Theres a scambot on patrol in your neighborhood!

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    1. Ha ha! What's the life expectancy of an ambot who's shitmobile breaks down during rush hour on the I 5 Hollywood overpass?

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  5. Probably about as short as my attention span during an amway meeting!

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  6. I wish I had a club to use on an Amway salesman trying to scam me with the "plan".

    "Grok, me draw circles in dirt. Me show you it easy. You walk caves of world."

    "WHACK!!!"

    Lucky cavemen.

    ~Dave

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    1. Dave - ha ha yes! I'd have used that club on our sponsor and everyone else upline!

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  7. Haters gonna hate. I'm just saying.

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    1. And Amway assholes from Orlando Florida are still gonna be Amway assholes....just saying.

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  8. Sir I am working in a construction equipments manufacturing company as a marketting executive.Today I met with a financer of a financial group for financing a construction equipment for my customer.But for approving loan he is forcing me for becoming a amway people but i am truely not interested for this.So please Suggest me what should i do??

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    1. Sarthak - you have very good sense to want to stay away from Amway people. Unfortunately they are very persistent and annoying. Just telling them no or go away or not interested doesn't always work because they have a response for everything.

      People in Amway are prudes. If you swear at them you'll probably get rid of them. Try telling them that are putting together funding for a gay porno movie and ask if they want to invest and that will probably get rid of them. Or tell them you're too lazy to deal with them. Amway ambots are paranoid abut the word "lazy" and how Amway is not for lazy people.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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