Thursday, March 8, 2012

Phone Calls and Texts from Amway Upline

Last night at dinner Ambot said something about me sending him too many text messages because he has to stop what he’s doing to look at them. I think I sent him 4 today. And OK I admit one text was about the dog wanting to chase the cat but the rest were somewhat important reminders of things he’s supposed to do.

So then I point out the obvious that I do not text him as much as those assholes in his Amway upline used to.

Yeah that shut him up!

There is no privacy when you’re in Amway. You are at the beck and call of your upline at all hours when you sign up with the Amway cult. After my husband got involved in Amway his sponsor and upline felt it was OK to phone and text whenever they wanted. It freaked me out when his phone rang after we'd gone to bed or hearing a chime indicating a text message. And it would bug the shit out of me that he had to be a good little Ambot and answer the phone or immediately type back a text message. And then it would go on and on. A few minutes later the text would chime again. And again. And again.

It would piss me off and I'd tell him to ignore it. The problem is if he didn't respond within a minute to a text, one of those upline bastards would phone and ask him if he got the text.

I know in this day and age of communications and instant messages and everyone has a cell phone that the younger generation is phoning and texting at all hours. When I was growing up my parents stressed phone calls should not be made after 9pm unless it was an emergency. Early morning phone calls were a no-no too. So my mind set is when the phone rings before 8am or after 9pm that something bad has happened. My heart jumps to my throat and I am freaked out that the caller is bringing me bad news: car crash, ambulance, hospital, house on fire, death. A couple of weeks ago the dog woke me up early around 6:30 and I couldn’t get back to sleep so I went into the living room to read a book. At 7 the phone rang. Holy shit! Freaked me right out, even more so when I saw on the call display it was my dad’s number and was envisioning all kinds of medical emergencies. Fortunately there was no problem except that he was hungry and wanted to know if we’d like to join him at IHOP. After my heart got back to normal I asked him why he just didn’t invite us the night before. But you know it was just one of those things. He woke up craving pancakes and was buying if we wanted to meet him there. Then he told us we should be awake anyway. Well I was done sleeping - as they say in Amspeak - courtesy of the dog, but the phone woke up my husband.

I specifically remember one incident when Ambot had pre-purchased a $25 ticket to an Artistry seminar. The night he was supposed to go he realized he was double booked and had another function he had to attend. He phoned some asshole in his upline to tell him. I don’t think that asshole really gave a flying fuck because he wasn't planning to attend the Artistry seminar either. I have no idea if he advised anyone upline of him and so on and so on like all good little ambots must do. You know the whole “ask permission from your upline” before you do or don’t do something. No privacy. Big Brother is watching. The whole creepy Amway cult thing.

We returned from our function and went to bed. I’d turned on the late news at 11pm and we were still awake when the phone rang at 11:30pm. I nearly went through the roof. Visions of car crashes and hospital emergency rooms flashed through my head. Not to mention the near heart attack I was having. Call the ambulance for me!

It was the wife of the 1500 - 4000 pin upline couple. You know how that fluctuates depending on how well they can bully the downline into buying overpriced Amway shit and dealing with IBO’s who are quitting. Platinum just always out of their grasp. She’s phoning Ambot to scold him for not attending the Artistry meeting.

I mean fuck you for phoning at that late hour just to bitch him out. That call couldn't have waited until the next day? Why even phone at all? Adults can make their own decisions. Ambot should have asked her if he could get a refund of his $25 for the unused ticket.

So what are you phoning to scold him about, bitch???? Fuck you anyway! Ambot didn’t hand the phone over to me because he knew I would give her shit supreme like she’s never heard before for calling at that hour for a non-emergency. He might have been under that whole worship your upline and treat them like gods Amway cult thing but I was under no such dellusion about that bullshit. I guess he knews if I gave the bitch shit like she deserved she would complain to the Platinum cult leader and then Ambot would be subjected to nasty text messages all night long. Ah, just let me get hold of his cell phone and I would be responding with a big FUCK YOU to every one of those texts.

Those assholes still haven't made Platinum after 20 years inside the Amway cult. Woo hoo! You go girl! Alienate your downline and make them quit because of your dumb ass late night scoldings. Way to motivate your downline!

So that’s what new IBO’s have to look forward to in their future. Texts and phone calls from the upline assholes at all hours. Being scolded if you miss a function. Treated like cult followers. We love you. We hate you. Amway upline abuse.

I am so glad those late night texts and phone calls and scoldings from those asshole Amway cult members has ended!

Is the worst part about being in Amway overpaying for shitty products and investing in the tool scam or is it putting up with abuse from the assholes in your Amway upline?

This is the abuse that goes on inside the Amway cult and the type of stuff that the Amway corporation doesn’t want known to outsiders but they refuse to act on complaints about upline abuse. So I take it to the Internet and then I put up with current Amway cult members who are outraged that I put the dirty little secrets on my blog so everyone knows about the abuse that comes with being inside the Amway cult.

Yup one more time to send a big old fuck you out to everyone in my Amway upline!

23 comments:

  1. Oh, now THAT would have been a funny text exchange with your upline had you gotten ahold of the phone:

    "We are disappointed in you that you weren't at the Artistry Seminar"

    "FUCK YOU!!!"

    "I find your language and attitude unbecoming of a serious business owner"

    "FUCK YOU!!!"

    "If you want our continued help and support in the business you'll need to show us respect"

    "FUCK YOU!!!"

    And then imagining her face turning red as an apple, unable to fathom a lowly downline not attaching lips to her backside.

    "It appears you need to listen to more CD's"

    "FUCK YOU AND THE CD'S!!! THE BRAINWASHING'S WORN OFF, BITCH, SO LOOK OUT!!!"

    ~Dave

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    1. Ha ha ha!

      Dave - you put it a lot more politely than I would have!

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  2. what a fantastic and really a amazing post

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  3. Hey Restaurant, Silver, and finance - how come you're all posting from the same IP address in Jaipur, Rajasthan, India? And Restaurant Bruges didn't you do a drive by spamming about a week ago on my blog?

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    1. Working for Amway, of COURSE they have to all live together and share a computer. Couldn't afford to live separately with Amway slowly draining their finances dry with their amazing "business opportunity".

      ~Dave

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    2. Dave - I'm sure the Indian spammers are not ambots. Look how nice they are to me! No amspeak! Nowhere do they call me a negative unchristian dreamstealer!

      They either really like Anna Banana or they're a bunch of suck ups to let their spam get through! Ha ha!

      Yeah I wrote a post about Ambot kibbutzim last year. Our Platinum is of the belief that all ambots should live together. I'm of the sense that all ambots should be rounded up and put somewhere to live to where they can't be a danger to the rest of society. And where they can't escape. Devil's Island perhaps?

      http://marriedtoanambot.blogspot.com/2011/11/ambot-kibbutzim.html

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  4. Maybe they could open Alcatraz again and put all the Ambots there. Of course they may want to update some of the technology to keep them there.

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    1. Dave - not Alcatraz! Those ambots would have a place with a nice view, though it can get a little chilly at times with the fog rolling in and out it would be decent weather.

      We want to send them somewhere with horrible living conditions. Hmmm, perhaps they can take over Jonestown....

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  5. Send em to guantanamo bay and interrogate them brutally until they tell us how much they really make at their "business"

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    1. That's really funny!

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    2. Anna, I agree ambot messages/calls after 9pm, yep that's enough, that's something bad happening right there! In fact getting them anytime qualifies as such.

      I used to get them at all day long, 1AM...6AM no let up. And all uplines felt a need to re-blast the same messages throughout the team...oh it's a VIP message. Wonder why we were subscribing to CommuniKate anyway other than it was kingpins once again just milking lowly ambots.

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    3. ExAmbot - I've never had any job where the boss phones at all hours to talk about work. Communikate is just extra income for those at the top of the pyramid. There is no need for it in this day and age where everyone has cell phones with speaker and conference calling features. Not to mention email and texting features.

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  6. Well, your language is inappropiate for a mature adult. I hope you husband quits his Amway business soon. You certainly have some real issues to set up such a site. Of course I am sure you realize that you are also bashing your husband. Maybe those divorces you talk about come from situations like yours. I really wonder what drives you. This is such an interesting perspective, I find it fascinating reading. Good luck in your marriage.

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    1. Anonymous from Eugene, Oregon - if you don't like the language you don't have to keep coming back to my blog to read.

      My husband quit Amway after being scammed for about a year.

      You're right. I do have issues with the fucking assholes in our upline and that is why I set up this blog. To curse them out and tell everyone what its like watching descent into hell in the Amway cult.

      My husband and I have been together for 20 years but thanks for the good luck anyway!

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    2. The best luck any marriage can have to stay together is getting OUT of Amway.

      ~Dave

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    3. Dave - our sack of shit Platinum used to say that there were less divorces in WWDB than the rest of the population but didn't say where he got his facts from.

      How would anyone know those kind of statistics?

      Chalk up another Amway lie!

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    4. Scamfuckbot, you Quixscamshit piece of Scumway! Your model is not intended for compatibility with a human-specimen as ourselves. Those fuckupline creators of yours are ordered to limit your psychological capabilities and remove your unique characteristics before final programming is accomplished. Those Scamshitbolts in that Scamcard within that tinscumshit you refer to as your skull are not properly assembled to recognize anything outside the Scamway world. So SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP Scamshitbot and unplug your memory bank already so you can face-out like all the other disabled units already!

      Sincerely
      The Scamshitbot Destroyer

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  7. I am sure my message will not be approved just like the other one I sent. That is fine with me, you read it.

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    1. Anonymous from Eugene, Oregon - there is no reason for me not to approve your message. I have approved messages much much worse than yours! I have my comments set on moderation because I used to have a reader who would leave racist comments and those I will not approve. Sometimes I get a real dumb ass ambot leaving canned Amspeak comments here and I'll feature them on an upcoming post. Gotta have my fun you know!

      Just like I know you think you're going to have fun at Spring Leadership because that search was how you found my blog a couple of days ago.

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    2. I am not planning on going to Spring leadership, as I said I am retired. Although I have been to at least 25 over the years. Just curious. Thanks for commenting.
      I am surprised that you would feel my comments were , as you put it, others were much much worse. So sorry you had such a bad experience.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.