After Spring Leadership ended I joined the mass exodus of cars heading out of town. I’d been driving for about half an hour when Ambot’s phone rang. It’s one of his upline’s phone numbers coming up on the call display but its someone crossline who’s actually on the phone talking to him.
The gist of the conversation is the bozo can’t find his cell phone and wonders if Ambot has seen it or taken it with him. Now you’d think a conversation like that would end pretty fast with Ambot saying he hasn’t seen it, he doesn’t have it, he doesn’t know where it is. Then the cellularless bozo can hang up and try someone else. But no. Him and Ambot have some deep philosophical conversation about the missing cell phone that dragged on a good ten minutes. How dumb is that? Especially since we’re in another state and racking up long distance charges seeing as how we don’t have a flat rate plan across the land. Hey, Bozo! Get a clue! Ambot ain’t seen your fucking phone. Hang up! Try someone else instead of discussing the possibilities of what happened to it.
I guess his cell phone has a recording device and Bozo set the recorder and put the phone down somewhere near where Ambot and others in his line were sitting. So Bozo puts his phone down and then buggers off somewhere. Maybe he had a hot date?
Now he’s interrogating the people who were sitting near where he left his phone thinking that one of them might have picked it up or seen who did.
I mean what does he want? A confession? OK I’ll do it just to get the bastard off the phone! “I confess! I saw the henchman take it!”
Just get the bastard off the phone so I can enjoy the drive without enduring any Amway bullshit.
What did you bastards do 20 years ago before everyone owned cell phones with recording devices?
I know! I know! You packed around those big honking tape recorders, you know the ones the size of a lap top that had a microphone attached with a four foot long cord.
At least those big suckers are harder to lose.
As for Bozo, give it up already will you. If your phone isn’t where you last left it and no one turned it into security or lost and found then some thieving IBO is the proud owner of a new cell phone.
Better stop by Verizon in the morning!
Yay! Spring Leadership is DONE!
Spring Leadership sucks!
WWDB sucks!
Amway functions suck!
Wow I feel sorry for your husband.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous from Irvine California - Wow I feel sorry for your wife. I know the hell that you and your Amway cult leaders are putting her through.
DeleteAmbotshit, piece of scamfuck! Those Quixbolts in your memory-card are fried my friend. Your upline-creator doesn’t upload frequently I believe. Tell me something, do you bleed cramberry-snake oil like all their other scamdroid creations? Don’t worry, I’ll be glad to upgrade your hard-drive with 80k-gigs of pure ACTUALITY Quixshit!!!
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Hahahahahaha, no she is pretty happy with the extra $80k in the business we made this year. We are debt free and she stays at home. But hey thanks for asking.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha - yeah right sure you are! According to Amway's literature 0.0726% of IBOs gross 80k. That is less than 1% IBOs who make that much and they're not hanging out on blogs like mine leaving comments because they're too busy begging their downline not to quit. I've stayed home for many years. Your point is? You think you're the first guy in all of history whose wife stays at home instead of going to an outside job? You won't be debt free for long if you're in Amway! Bankrupt and facing foreclosure is in your future if you stick it out.
DeleteIMPRESSIVE…a Scambotshit unit with the ability to utter laughter! Was this programmed into your Quixshitbolts before or after your personality? Wait, I believe you have to earn your upgrade through devotional obedience toward your fuckupline-creator! I have to admit the Scambotshit model-fucks of my day were only given an amgrin, scamvoice, and Quixstare along with their suit and cansmobile…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, STUPID SCAMTINSHIT OF XSGIZZ OIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anna, I have an anonymous from Irvine California on my blog. He's like the anon from Canada. A blowhard with little substance. Probably a new IBO who's faking it till he doesn't make it. LOL
ReplyDeleteIrvine doesn't have the canned Amspeak responses down yet so that screams new recruit under Amway brainwashing tactics. Absolutely he's another lying ambot faking it till he don't make it!
DeleteI picture an Ambot sneering at folks with J.O.B.s (which is strange since the vast majority of them have to have one to support their money-losing Amway hobby) and while he is bragging about making $80,000 a year someone whispers in his ear and his eyes widen in shock as he cries "What do you mean they are repossessing my furniture???"
DeleteThey lie so much it's hard to tell if they've done it enough that even they believe the fantasy world their upline has woven for them.
~Dave
Ambots love to sneer! Most especially at people who have J.O.B.s so technically they are sneering at themselves! Dave, I think ambots tell so many lies that they brainwash themselves into believing they're true and they're making all kinds of money even as the sherrif is removing all their household belongings from their foreclosed home.
DeleteHaha, 80K. What a liar. If his wife is at home it's because she's a welfare recipient. LOL. Yeah right, some newbie making 80K from Amway. Do these Ambots think we don't see right thru their lies and BS?
ReplyDeleteThere might be other reasons why she doesn't work. Perhaps his income is sufficient that she doesn't need to work. Maybe she has a disability. Maybe she got canned from her last job after sneering at her coworkers that she was better than then because she's in Amway and they aren't. Like we haven't heard these lies before. They all claim to be making 75 - 80k in Amway. With such a small percentage of IBOs actually making money at this scam I seem to have them all show up at my blog to brag about it. Go figure!
DeleteHey Anna,
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, IBOFB is doing his own expose on Amway critics and he didn't list your blog!
Hey Joecool - the old tampon expert probably didn't list this blog because I'm not so much an Amway critic as an Amway upline critic and this blog isn't of much interest to him. Also the worst kept secret on the Internet that he figured out a long time ago is that we're the same person so if listed one blog then in his mind that includes them all!
DeleteTypical strategy. When they can't refute the facts and statistics of the message, go after the messenger.
Delete~Dave
Let's see. My message? My Amway upline are a bunch of assholes.
DeleteThey are hardly unique. The descriptions I've seen of other Amway abots are similar in lies told and trickery used.
I have no problem getting my story out there so that everyone knows what a bunch of assholes the Amway people I had to deal with are.
I have no problem making assholes out of the random ambots who show up here with their canned amspeak bullshit.
In the process if it makes Amway look like a bunch of assholes too - then so be it!