Saturday, January 8, 2011

Why people are looking for Anna Banana

I checked my stats to see what keywords people are using in Google searches to end up at my blog. Some people end up here whether they want to or not! Here are today's top searches. Click on the link if you're interested on where people end up because sometimes the phrase they're searching for doesn't really have that much to do with that particular post. FYI - I've never given directions on the dish drops pump dispenser!

Anna Banaba? Another Joecool alias?

29 comments:

  1. Anna, obviously you know that IBOFightback and Bridgett Moron, I mean Brigett Baron continue to run their conspiracy theory that I run every anti Amway website on the internet.

    But here I will make a point for the mentally challenged group of idiots at David Steadson's (IBOFB's) website. First off I am not Anna Banana. I currently run two (2) blogs and they are both registered to Joecool.

    If the Amway kool aid drinkers keep accusing me of running all of the anti Amway blogs, I challenge them to offer a shred of proof. If not then they should fuck off and shut up.

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  2. Anna you should beware. There might be creepy people outside your home peeping in and it might be IBOFightback aka David Steadson or Bridgett Baron.

    Bridgett is creepy, she was apparently a child actor in Ferris Bueller's day off but I think she could have auditioned fpr Godzilla and they wouldn't have needed a costume. LOL

    :-)

    P.S. Bridgett Baron is creepy. Ask Tex, he met her in person.

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  3. IBOFB and Bridgett Baron are creepy!

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  4. Maybe I am Bridgett. You could always start that rumor.

    The creepy people are already inside my house!

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  5. Yeah, there's been people tracking me as well.

    Whatev. They should go build their businesses and prove how wrong we are.

    Unless for some reason they are unable to?

    Maybe its tougher to get free with Amway than they think!

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  6. Bridgett is better known as Bitchett, which makes her Bitchett Moron. I wouldn't call her creepy as much as I would call her a brainless chatter box, a bitch and a moron. She will talk on and on and on, I don't think she even has to take a breath, she just somehow keeps talking.

    She is "famous" for being a part of the reason Amway terminated me, for calling her Bitchett online, and is part of Amway's lawsuit against me, for the same reason.

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  7. Wow! Must suck to be a business "owner" that can't speak his own mind.

    Amway isn't really your own business. Everyone knows that, don't they?

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  8. anna, there might be peop going through your trash trying to dig up dirt on you right now:). Didnt they say Joecool was a ex porn star or something? lol

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  9. It goes MUCH further than that. Similar language has been, and is still being used by Bitchett, and even when I served up examples to Amway on a silver platter, they ignored me. The major difference wasn't the language, it is my anti-Amway Tool Scam stance.

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  10. I wouldn't exactly say he was a "star," but he was caught lying about some disgusting posts on the World Sex Guide site.

    He initially denied it, until it was pointed out the same email address was used on another site as well. Oops! LOL

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  11. Colin there is no need to go through the trash. I was a porn star back in the 80's or rather that would be Joecool seeing as how we are one and the same and just sitting on the beach here in Kihei waiting for the sun to set....

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  12. This is a little off topic, but what the heck is the correlation between Amway and religion? I mean, seemingly every person I have met has been a complete Bible-thumper. My "diamond" has Bible quotes all over the walls of his house.

    I myself was raised in the Catholic church, so it's not like I am a devil worshiper, but to tell you the truth born-again evangelical Christians kinda drive me nuts. I swear, I drink a cocktail every once in a while, and I don't drive a minivan. I wouldn't fit in anyway....

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    1. I don't know why they claim to be so Christian. Last I checked, Jesus was not obsessed with material things. Also, he was a carpenter and worked HARD. I guess Ambots today would mock him for having a J.O.B.

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  13. Probably the same reason someone starts a blog, asks questions, gets answers, wipes off the threads and starts a new one. Complete MYSTERY! LOL

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  14. Tex tries to pass himself off as religious but the fact is that he is a racist. He has used the "N" word in refering to African American and used some derogatory racist language in a dialogue with a Jewish man. His heart is also filled with unforgiveness. He is a poor example if he is trying to claim that he is Christian.

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  15. I don't recall ever starting a blog, wiping off the threads, and starting a new one. But whatever. Its the Joecool hermaphrodite conspiracy theory again I guess.

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  16. Joecool - Tex can't help it if he was raised to be a racist. Ambot was raised by racists and bigots. You should have heard the racist slurs his mother slung about. One time she invites us out to dinner and says I can choose the restaurant. I don`t want to go because she never shuts up so I decide to fix her and chose an ethnic restaurant operated by people with a different skin color. You should have heard the howling and bitching about that one and she tried to suggest alternate restaurants, this restaurant and that restaurant but I stuck to my guns and pointed out to Ambot that I was told I could choose where we`d eat. We never did end up going out for dinner! Whew! There`s always some way to fix them!

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  17. Bananas & FlytrapsJanuary 10, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    So, you were a porn star back in the 1980s... wow, no wonder they call you Anna Banana! You must like first-class, hard bananas! 10 inches+ ? That's another story though.
    Here's the real catch. As a porn star, you should offer advice on the porn industry and not Amway. You're obviously not well versed in Amway so better go back and do that which you do well; stay in bed with four men.

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    1. Hey Amway Christian, why do you know so much about evil porno?

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  18. That's not true about my mama! My mama always told me if I have nothing nice to say then I shouldn't say nothing at all.

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  19. Bananas & Flytraps - great new handle! So much better than just being known as Anonymous from Scarborough Canada!

    I don't offer advice on Amway - other than my post about how our Platinum was screwing over Amway - you know the one that you keep coming back to read. I stick with my opinion that Amway is a bad business opportunity and destroys relationships. This blog exists to curse out my former upline for the abuse and to let others know what to expect if they're married to an ambot.

    Four men? Maybe on a slow day!

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  20. Tex there's a lot of us who wish you'd take your mama's advice more often!

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  21. JoeCool: I tried to tell Tex to forgive everyone that scammed him while he was in Amway and that is what The Bible admonishes us to do. He thinks what he carries around is righteous anger and indignation about what happened to him and is trying to right that wrong. You probably already knew this about Tex, as you have had a lot more contact with him than I. I personally think he is obssesed with this crusade. I also think he needs to cut his losses and just let go of it. He probably would be a lot happier and not so obnoxious. There is an old saying that I learned while in Air Force, which is applicable to life in general: What goes around, comes around. Those scammers and kingpins in Amway will get their just desserts.

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  22. Anna,

    That wasn't me in the previous message - note the flag isn't there. My mama taught me to speak up for the truth. Also, I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to chrissykjer

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  23. David, you could probably say I too am carrying around a righteous anger - toward my upline. Once I get it all written down and out of my system I'll be done with this blog.

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  24. Anna: I also carry around a righteous anger toward my upline, but I don't let it spoil my life and obsess about it. I don't think you let it spoil your life either. I find comedic relief in coming to read and comment on your and Joecool's blog. I guess what gets to me is how I was so totally fooled by all of that nonsense, and going against my better judgement and signing up for that abuse. But I wised up and the laughs are on them!

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  25. David,

    The laughs are not on them. The laughs are on the new IBOs, because former IBOs like YOU declined to stand up and demand a fraudulent business stop operating.

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  26. Anna, you should go on Youtube and search for the video Penn and Teller did exposing how ridiculous MLM business are. It's informative AND funny! It doesn't name Amway, but the other examples still employ the same tactics. I think it's titled "Penn and Teller: Bullshit Easy Money - Recruitment in MLM"

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.