Saturday, January 21, 2012

Amway IBO Rats

I saw a good comment left recently on Joecools (aka my) Amway scheme blog so I have decided to run with it here.

IBO rats stalk people in malls, eat shitty food bars, pay double for water and always on nutrilite pills.

Yup absolutely. IBO’s stalk people in malls and grocery stores looking for new victims to attack with their viruses. Rats are scavengers, likewise IBO rats. The rodents might eat the guts off a dead porcupine that’s been hit by a car but IBO rats eat those shitty food bars. Same thing. It takes a creepy unclean rat to eat either one of those! Pay double for water? Surely you jest. A 24 pack of water costs less than 5 bucks at Walmart. Amway sells 24 packs of Perfect Water for closer to $50 so thats 10 times the cost.

Rats are nocturnal creatures, much the same as Amway IBO rats and their late night meetings. Turn on the lights and they run for cover so they won’t see the truth. Scurrying around late at night plotting to fuck up other people’s lives. Have you ever seen Hoarders TV show. Just about every episode has houses with rats in them either dead or alive that have destroyed the owner’s property who never really seem to care that they’re sharing their house with these vile creatures. Like their rodent relatives Amway rats also infest peoples homes. They find some way to squeeze inside the home and plot how they will destroy all the nice things the owner has in their house and replace them with shitty Amway products.  

Some of those upline rats walked through our house with Ambot. They came armed with a worksheet that listed household goods that people commonly buy to show how Amway sells similar products. I didn’t accompany Ambot and the Amway rats on their route of destruction about how we should get rid of illegal products and immediately replace them with overpriced substandard Amway shit. I wonder how the rats liked looking in the bathroom cupboards to see what brand of tampons were in there!

From Wikipedia “Rats are seen as vicious, unclean, parasitic animals that steal food and spread disease.”

I’d say that description is very accurate of Amway IBO rats too. The people I met in Amway were about the most vicious human beings I’ve ever come across. Greedy materialistic bastards who brainwashed Ambot to spend all our money on Amway products and tools and when the savings had been used to use the credit card. Better known as helping the upline get the PV up there so they could meet their monthly goals. And when the money flow stops? Those Amway rats launch an attack squealing out “loser” and “quitter” and “you’ll be broke for the rest of your life”. Amway rats are not happy until they cause divorces, bankruptcies, and foreclosures.

Unclean? Well maybe IBO rats bathe regularly in Amway soap products but there is more than one way to be unclean. It refers to breaking the law too. Every Amway rat I met has been guilty of doing something unclean such as lying, scamming, fraud, mistreatment of others, etc.

Parasitic? Spread disease and viruses. Yup Amway IBO rats do that. The diseases and viruses they spread have to do with destroying marriages, destroying families, destroying bank accounts....

Steal food? In a way Amway rats steal good food by telling their downline to change their spending and eating habits to accommodate Amway products. Down with fresh fruit and vegetables and use Amway Nutrilite vitamins instead.

Amway IBO rats can be compared to London’s black plague which probably started from infested fleas that lived on the rats that overran the city. An estimated 100,000 people were estimated to have died before the great fire in 1666 helped wipe out the plague.

It is unknown the number of people who have been destroyed by Amway IBO rats. Hundreds of thousands? Millions? Vicious parasitic creepy Amway rats creep out to leave comments on blogs like mine but scurry back into their sewers when they’re confronted with the truth and unable to prove their lies. What’s it going to take to destroy the Amway rats and wipe them out for good?

The only good rat is a dead one. And maybe not ever then. One still has to dispose of it.


  1. I wonder if the comment was about IBOFightback? LOL

    1. It was directed at your (our?) stalker but it could have just as easily been directed at IBOFB or any other ambot.

  2. I didnt know you had a stalker. Occassonally id see a dead rat hit by a car where i live. Bunch of crows would pick away eating the eyes,guts etc. I think ibofb is a crow constantly screaming away his nonsense

    1. He's a squealer all right! Amway IBO rats getting picked at by a flock of crows. Sounds like something Hitchcock would come up with!

  3. Anna - You must be referring to 'Squealer ' - the slimey, pig-propagandist in George Orwell's 'Animal Farm.'

    A one time, I also christened David Steadson (a.k.a. 'IBOFB' a.k.a 'Insider' a.k.a. 'Icerat'), 'the Amway Squealer. ' However, I think that 'the Amway Lord Haw Haw' or 'Amway Lord Hee Haw,' is probably the most-appropriate description of him.

    Take a look at the real-life story of the 'Nazi Lord Haw Haw,' William Joyce, and you will see exactly why Mr. Steadson has earned his title.

    Exactly like David Steadson, William Joyce was a severe and inflexible narcissist (i.e. a self-righteous little shit) with a University degree. His existing, deluded view of himself made it easy for him to fall under the spell of a narcissistic, reality-inverting comic-book story. In brief, Joyce came to believe that he was a white Aryan - a noble 'Nazi' hero engaged in a life-or-death struggle with evil Jewish villains who controlled the thoughts and behaviour of deluded white Aryans in Britain and America. Joyce also believed that 'Soviet Communism' was part of the same secret Jewish plot to destroy his noble Aryan race.

    Joyce died certain that he had been on a mission to enlighten his fellow white Aryans in Britain and America.

    These were his last words:

    'In death as in life, I defy the Jews who caused this last war, and I defy the power of darkness which they represent. I warn the British people against the crushing imperialism of the Soviet Union. May Britain be great once again and the hour of the greatest danger in the West may the standard be raised from the dust, crowned with the words – "You have conquered nevertheless". I am proud to die for my ideals and I am sorry for the sons of Britain who have died without knowing why.'

    Predictably, when I have previously published my detailed analysis of Mr. Steadson on the Net., his reality-inverting narcissistic response has been to pretend I am a narcissist who is inverting reality. He even tries to write down his braying, hollow laughter 'ha ha ha.'

    David Steadson truly is 'the Amway Lord Hee Haw.'

    David Brear (copyright 2012)

    1. Hi David. No I wasn't referring to the Animal Farm pig. I read that book in high school and I have long since forgotten the plot and the animals or their names. The post is directed at my upline. Not IBOFB but anyone can feel free to compare him! Sorry to disappoint you but I do not follow IBOFB online though I'm aware he has some blogs that I've never read and that he comments all over the Internet. Likewise I don't follow you on the Internet neither!

      IBOFB has wisely stayed off my blog because he refuses to answer my question regarding Amway's "prestige" tampons and why women would look for "prestige" when buying tampons instead of things like absorbency price and flushable applicators none of which Amway's tampons follow the criteria of. Of course IBOFB position is that we're not putting them in right or some other such bullshit which makes him a laughingstock of the women who read my blog because he is such a tampon expert!

  4. Anna - None of that surprises me, because Mr. Steadson (if he is just one individual) has posted literally thousands of comments all over the Net., in which he has generally avoided using his given name, but steadfastly pretended to be an independent, and qualified, expert in all matters - from nutrition, psychology and communication, to business/economics, international law and information technology. I believe he's even posted some stuff about his expertise in martial arts.

    It makes one wonder why such a multi-talented, and sophisticated, fellow would want to make a fool of himself by constantly trying make a profit out of his multi-talented, and sophisticated, family and social contacts (as he would have us all believe). I mean, it's difficult to imagine James Bond unloading a box of 'Amway' wampum from the back of his Aston Martin.

    Personally, I've yet to see any evidence that Mr. Steadson has the slightest expertise in any domain. That is, other than the 'Scientology'-style, devious, mental manipulation technique known as 'bull-baiting' (i.e. stopping potential critics of his cult from thinking, by provoking them into anger).

    'Prestige'( traditionally meaning: respect, reputation, or influence derived from achievements, power, associations, etc.), is a typically-grandiose, and absurd, choice of name for the 'Amway' tampon. However, it is probably the only prestige that the unmasked 'Amway' Lord Hee Haw has any chance of acquiring.

    I'll now know what the poor little lad means, if ever he claims 'to have prestige.'

    David Brear (copyright 2012)

  5. Ha ha! He can be the self proclaimed tampon expert all he wants. I'm sure it's not the first time he's had women laugh at him!

    1. I heard ibofb was laughed at during his honeymoon by his wife. When he took off his clothes lol :)

    2. Colin - I heard it was because he bought her the wrong tampons!

  6. I got to thinking about what the newly recruited Ambots are sometimes told to do when they've run through their close family (marks) and are forced to go foraging for other less close victims. Yep, make conversation with people in McDonalds play lands and the like. Desperate Ambots in cold calling mode. Victimized nut jobs looking for people mentally ill enough to believe in the ackward fairytale that Amway is while enjoying time out with the hamburglar. Appropriate.

  7. My problem with "contacting" is that the whole premise is deceptive right off the bat. There is simply no way around that. Going around making small talk i.e. FORM and then blurting out that they look "sharp and ambitious" is just unnaturally forced, it's torture for both the contacter and the contactee. FORM is horrible by the way. People don't really talk like that, and if you talk like that to a stranger, the pitch can be seen miles away.

    1. Anonymous - everything about Amway is deceptive and phony. People who have consciences don't usually last too long in the Amway scam because they're uncomfortable lying to others.


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1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
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