Saturday, January 28, 2012

Brainwashed Ambot from Markham Ontario Seeks Punishment

I had a brainwashed ambot from Markham, Ontario show up to my blog after doing a Google search for “Amway top sites on the Internet”. My blog is the #4 spot for that search criteria. The bigwigs at Amway must love that!


Seeing as how its been awhile since I’ve picked apart an ambot comment on my blog and Brainwashed Markham Ambot has a sadistic desire to get some Anna Banana style punishment here is the comment for everyone to see. For some bizarre reason Amway IBO rats have this overwhelming need to slink out of their sewer and spread their goodwill and promote their company by spreading around their positive Amway IBO image.

you are just a negative old hag that clearly had a bad experience and just want to let out your disbelief that anyone else can do something you CAN"T. And had you actually used amway's products, you'd see that almost NOTHING on the market can compare. Just try removing a coffee stain from a carpet using commercial items and then Amways's L.O.C products. there's no way i believe you've used it. Anyways, you're poor broke ass can sit and work and complain all you want. The fact is, just cause you couldn't succeed, doesn't mean you should stop others.
Good luck being broke, negative, and talking bitterness all your life.

You’re calling me negative? Amway IBO’s are the most negative people I’ve ever met in my life. You should reread your comment. Talk about negativity! In fact I mentioned something in my post the other day about Amway salespeople and their bad attitudes towards others. You’ll be very happy to know that I have regular readers from Amway/Alticor in Ada and Grand Rapids Michigan and occasional readers from other Alticor branches. Here’s a big shout out to my new reader from Alticor in Placentia, California! I’m sure the Amway employees reading this post are very proud of you especially with your lovely kind comments such a wonderful representative for Amway. This company attracts such high quality salespeople!

Markham - you are living proof that brainwashed ambots are all alike spouting off the bullshit your hear from your cult leaders multiple times a week. Canned amspeak responses. Not an original thought amongst you brainwashed little bastards.

I’m an old hag? Oh come on now you can do much better than that can’t you? I’m a part time bitch and a full time devil. Don’t insult me by lowering me to the level of a hag. I worked hard to reach the bitch devil status.

Sure I had a bad experience. My husband got sucked into this cult against my strong objections and frittered away our money on the Amway scam. I never said I “can’t” do Amway. I’m a woman and that means I “can” do anything. I “won’t” do Amway. That’s because I won’t scam and lie to other people and bring misfortune into their lives as that would be immoral and seeing as how I have a conscience and would feel guilty about that behavior, which is the accepted norm if you’re an Amway IBO. There’s a big difference between can’t and won’t. Find a dictionary.

I don’t drink coffee and I have hardwood and tile floors therefore it would be physically impossible for me to spill coffee on my carpet! So you’re right I’ve never used LOC carpet cleaner. I can hardly help it that you’re such a klutz you need to stock up on Amway’s overpriced shitty cleaning products! Have you ever considered pulling out that coffee stained carpet and putting in some quality hard flooring that can stand up to all the coffee you’re spilling everywhere. Makes clean up so much easier and cheaper. Just grab a sponge or a towel and mop it up.

My poor broke ass can sit and work and complain? Let’s see. Another brainwashed ambot going around accusing people who are not in Amway of being broke and working a job. Sorry to disappoint you but I haven’t held a job in years. Perhaps you should take a look at my recent post where I point out that ambots are always accusing me of having a job and working for someone else though they are never able to back up their accusations and tell me where I work, what my job is, and how much money I make and most importantly where the hell is all this money I’m supposedly making at my fictional job. http://marriedtoanambot.blogspot.com/2012/01/whats-my-job.html

Me broke? Our business brings in more annually than what the average Diamond according to Amway’s literature earns. If you think someone who earns more money than a Diamond is “broke” then that shows what a low negative opinion you have of your cult leaders finances. Though you’re probably not too far off in your lowball broke estimate! If Amway Diamonds are broker than I am you might want to reconsider your career choice and find something where you won’t be as broke as a Diamond.

Now you need to go run off and play with the Scarboro Stalker. You little IBO rats can scramble back into your sewer and plot who you’re going to scam next and whose lives need to be destroyed by the Amway cult. Little troublemaking bastards scum of the earth that you are.

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  1. LOL, the anon from Scarborough must be om the brink of being a quitter and broke loser. He visited my blog recently and left no comments.

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    1. Joecool - maybe the Scarborough Stalker moved to Markham and they are the same person.

      Hmmm. Where have I heard that one before.....

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  2. Anna - Strange isn't it ? The 'Amway' Lord Hee Haw, Mr. Steadson, has spent years of his life haunting the Net. steadfastly pretending that self-righteous 'Ambots' (like this coffee-cleaning Canadian clown) are a joint-figment of obsessed 'Amway' critics' imagination.

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    1. David - coffee cleaning Canadian clown! Ha ha! Like that one! Good Housekeeping, a much more highly respected name than Amway, lists the best carpet stain removers here. http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/product-reviews/home-products/carpet-stain-remover-reviews/best-carpet-stain-removers#slide-1

      I got a little nervous when I saw the first one was called Hoover Platinum. I don't know if I can ever bring myself to buy anything with the word Platinum in it because it is such a horrible word to me with horrible memories! I don't need any negative memory trippers in this house!

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  3. He said nothing on the market compares to amway products? Nothing is as bad as amway products lol. Atleast anna banana doesnt live in -20 freezing her ass off during her winters. Most of the bitter broke people i know live in markham ontario.

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    1. Colin - I agree. Amway products are awful. Fortunately there are so many similar better priced better quality products out there! We only have to change our buying habits when we're in the cult. Not before or after. People who are not in Amway would have no reason to buy the overpriced shit.

      -20? Are you kidding me? I would be freezing my ass off but I think I'd stay in the house if it got that cold. Aren't there any airports in Ontario that can take people on holidays to warmer climates? For the same amount of money an ambot spends in a month buying Amway shit and attending functions they could hop on a plane to Florida or Mexico. And probably still save money!

      PS - if I were you I wouldn't go around bragging about knowing people in Markham!

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    2. I live in vancouver bc and we are relieved we dont live in -20 to save a few $. One of the main reasons why people live over there is cheap rent,pricing,and trades jobs. Just cause i know people who live there. Doesnt mean i visit them. Dont like going anywhere with crappy weather. That's why i use to live in tropical weather most of the year.

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    3. Colin - I thought you were in Ontario especially since you seem to know where the hell Markham is. Sounds like hell to me anyway! I wouldn't want to live there either. Yeah I'd rather live somewhere with tropical weather most of the year too.

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    4. Only thing we share with ontario is the cheap internet provider. Ontario is probably 4 hours away by plane. Anyone who lives in canada knows where it is.

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    5. Colin - the only thing we share with Ontario is a city by that name. So what came first? Ontario California or Ontario Canada?

      Yeah I'll just take your word that everyone living in Canada knows where it is! I'm directionally challenged!

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  4. Anna - Unless they are as thick as two short planks, it's not difficult for casual observers to see that 'Amway' wampum is over-priced junk, but there are still lots of well-educated journalists, legislators and law enforcement agents who find it impossible to accept that the entire so-called 'MLM industry' has been the front for a dissimulated closed-market swindle or pyramid scam. Consequently, this highly-organized criminal activity has been allowed to grow to an almost unprecendented size. Even though they can never have seen any real evidence that significant numbers of people have earned an overall net-income by regularly retailing 'MLM' wampum to the public for a profit, most casual observers of the 'MLM' crime wave falsely-reason that something which is so big and that has existed for decades, must be viable and lawful.

    Unfortunately, so-called 'MLM' is a classic example of what the 'Nazi' leaders called 'the big lie.' The twisted-theory being that, the bigger and more outrageous a lie is, the more easily people will accept it as the truth; particularly, if you repeat it sufficiently.

    David Brear (copyright 2012)

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    1. David - Amway wampum is worse than overpriced junk.

      The well educated journalists, legislators, and law enforcement agents may not find it impossible to accept the MLM industry is a pyramid scheme as its impossible to find victims of these frauds who will come forward with their stories. Its embarrassing for people to admit they've been scammed. Especially since they were probably sponsored into the scam by someone they know, probably known for years, and probably trust. The people who've been scammed may not want to cause trouble for the bastards because they might actually be people they like. Or maybe they're afraid for their own safety. Perhaps their upline has threatened physical violence against any quitters who speak out about what happens inside the Amway cult. Or maybe they just don't accept that they've been victims of fraud.

      The journalists, legislators, and law enforcement can't proceed without victims willing to bring their stories into the limelight. Read between the lines.

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  5. Anna - One would have thought that, by the very nature of the crime, journalists, legislators and law enforcent agents would be able to twig that the victims of blame-the -victim-fraud, might be somewhat reluctant to come forward.

    That said, last December, a Belgian consumer association won an important victory in a civil, commercial court against the 'Amway' copy-cat known as 'Herbalife'. If and when this victory is upheld on appeal, a major criminal investigation and prosecution should result. Perhaps then, all the tens of millions of timid little 'MLM' victims will finally start to crawl out of the wood-work.

    Unlike their US and British counter-parts, when just a few courageous, Belgian 'Herbalife' victims complained, the Belgian consumer association's lawyers applied common-sense to the examination of the so-called 'Herbalife MLM income opportunity'. They were forced to conclude that, despite its apparent size and longevity, 'Herbalife' has always been the front for a dissimulated pyramid scam, because the company's products have been so banal, but so ridiculously expensive (even at wholesale prices), that the company cannot have had any significant source of revenue other than its own constantly-churning agents who had been induced (by means of a classic, self-perpetuating, criminal deception) to buy the effectively-unsaleable wampum and to recruit others to do the same, by convincing them that this was a proven plan to build a lawful business with a secure residual income.

    Laughably, 'Herbalife's' attorneys pretended that, according to the 'Direct Selling Association's' definition, 'Direct sellers can also be 'consumers' or 'customers' and, therefore, by this definition, 'MLM' is automatically lawful. These well-paid shysters managed to delay the Belgian trial for 7 years, mainly by arguing that it was for the prosecuting attorneys to prove their case, not for 'Herbalife' to prove its innocence. However, the judge rejected all these specious arguments, and finally ruled that 'Herbalife's' Belgian branch has obviously been the front for a dissimulated pyramid fraud, because, when given the perfect opportunity, the company's attorneys were unable to produce any quantifiable evidence to prove that a significant number of 'Herbalife' agents had earned net-income from retailing 'Herbalife' wampum to the public.

    In effect, the judge ruled that direct sellers can't simply be called 'consumers' or customers' to suit the purposes of criminals; for, in any retail market-place, active participants are either retailers or retail customers. They can't be both at the same time. But then, any 10 year old child ought to be able to work that out.

    This remarkably clear verdict has hardly been reported outside of Belgian, but it actually means that, simply by applying common-sense, a Belgian judge has effectively ruled that the entire so-called MLM industry' has always been a dissimulated criminal deception in Belgium.

    David Brear (copyright 2012)

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    1. OK. What you said. Reading level Grade 18!

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  6. What David Brear Said. Aren't these perfect "I told you so moments?" How sweet it is!

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  7. I always compare the delusional rants from a brainwashed ambot with someone standing in the fiery pits of hell shouting up to the sky "I feel so sorry for you fools toiling in the clouds with all your lazy singing and laughing, stuck in an existence going no where with joy and family. I'm in the only place that truly is going places. In fact, just the other day my upline with the horns and pitchfork said the ship to take me to the beaches of the world should be arriving any day now. Sure he said that 5 years ago, too, but this time he feels it really is about to happen for me as long as I buy more of his CD's and books and double up on self-consuming his products".
    ~Dave

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    1. Dave - that is great imagery! And yup, according to the upline "you can't quit now not when success is right around the corner. Just keep buying those tools!"

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    2. Riddle - How does a kingpin get a pay raise from ambots? Guilt them like that buying one CD a week is minimum wage, said a double diamond kingpin. Serious ahem ... "business" builders need to buy extra 2-3 cd's. Multiply that by a few thousand ambots a week and shazzam, pay raise! he be sitting pretty at the pyramid top with ambots' $$$. Now he can upgrade his lifestyle video at the next major function.

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    3. My Ambot was one of the biggest "serious business builders" around. Showing off how much money he could spend on his credit card to impress the upline.

      My way of impressing our upline is devoting a blog to them!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.