- XS (Piss Water) Energy Drinks
- Perfect Water
- Any kind of Nutrilite vitamin
- SA8 Laundry Soap
- Amway Dish Drops dishwasher detergent
- Amway Trim Advantage
- Glister toothpaste
- Satinique shampoo
- Amway Debut tampons
- Any kind of Nutrilite food bars
- Artistry lipstick
- Nutripet dog food
- Artistry eye shadow
- Artistry time defiance cream
- Any Amway CD
Friday, December 16, 2011
15 Worst Amway Items to Find Under the Christmas Tree
I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html
Oddly enough all of those Amazon items I can absolutely see Amway wanting to get on board and offer the same things to the ambots. Oh sure. IBOFB is going to show up here and claim that Amway already offers cremation services and bags of bones!
So seeing as how every Amway meeting I attended the cult leader would be comparing Amway and Amazon (Amazon rules!) I have taken the opportunity by choosing the 15 worst Amway items to find under the Christmas tree.
What?! Only 15?! I have to stop at 15???!!!! Shit! How do I narrow it down? Amway has so many shitty overpriced products I’d hate to find any of them under the Christmas tree. So here is my 15 in no particular order and like I say I hate to stop at only 15.
The really scary thing is that when we were in the Amway cult can see my Ambot going out and buying those shitty Amway products to give to me or others as Christmas presents.
Talk about a really fucking nasty surprise when you get up on Christmas morning and see what's under the tree!