We get a lot of interesting and not so interesting Google searches that end up at Married to an Ambot blog. Some searchers are looking for something completely unrelated to Amway and they usually leave as soon as they’ve realized their mistake. A few horrified IBO’s end up here too. Most leave but a few stick around long enough to leave a canned Amway speak comment about how we didn’t try hard enough.
We get some searches where you have to ask yourself: why the fuck is someone searching for that? Talk about brainwashed!
And we get people who are so pissed off at Amway, end up at this blog, and literally spend hours and days reading every single post.
What I love is this blog is high on the search engines for IBO’s who are seeking information about Family Reunion, Free Enterprise Days FED, Spring Leadership and Dream Night. Nothing like screwing up Amway and WWDB! Of course right now its Free Enterprise Days 2018 that’s coming up in a couple of months and anxious IBO’s are seeking information. Instead everything high on the search are blogs similar to this that tell what really happens at these Amway functions. We’re higher than the web pages of Amway and WWDB propaganda. What does that tell you? Us bloggers are gaining the edge getting the truth out there and getting more page views than the corporation! Yay us!
We get a huge amount of searches looking for “ArtistryCosmetics” Usually right up there on the first page behind the Amway propaganda on Google. Doesn’t seem to bother Amway too much that we’re diverting their traffic otherwise they’d have offered to buy out the blog.
A searcher typed in “Fuck Brad Wolgamott”. Hmm. I’m pretty sure I’ve never written that phrase! They ended up at the IBO’sare Free Labor post. Someone may have typed Brad’s name in the comments and of course the posts are full of fuck this and fuck that so its logical to get a hit with that search criteria. I’m pretty sure I might have heard Brad Wolgamott speak at an Amway function though nothing about him stands out. Unmemorable experience for me and I have nothing to say about him. But I’m willing to help out that searcher and send out a big fuck you his way.
We get a lot of search hits for “Amway horror stories” or “Amway cult” or “cult horror stories”.
There’s a lot of people out there who don’t realize that Amway is a cult. I wouldn’t have thought so either until Ambot’s involvement and the brainwashing by his "Christian" Platinum cult leader.
We get searchers for creepy employees ending up at the Amwayis Creepy post. Oddly enough we’re right below the hit for David Letterman is creepy for having sex with female employees! (Or at least we were the first time this blog post ran!)
There are a lot of searches for “quit Amway” or similar searches like how to get friend or husband to quit Amway. What about “big losses in Amway”? There are lots of searchers finding their way to this blog with that one too. “Annoying Amway IBO’s” in the search criteria find their way to the Married To An Ambot blog too!
Does Amway head office care that people are actually typing this stuff into search engines and coming to the Married To An Ambot blog? Do they not care that people think Amway IBO’s are annoying? Nope, not a chance. Amway head office = apathy central. The I-Don’t-Give-A-Shit crew.
Sometimes we get people looking for an Amway IBO. Poor bastards must want to buy some overpriced Amway shit! Boy did they come to the wrong place!
What’s even more bizarre is the search hits for IBO’s looking for basic business information that their upline should but does not provide them with like “help with selling Amway products” or “how to hold an Amway Grand Opening”. Yup they get directed to the post about ourGrand Opening and figure out real fast that no matter how much planning goes into it and how many people are invited, it’ll be a bust. I’m glad I’m getting that information out there. Don’t waste your time or money on an Amway Grand Opening!
We get a few searchers each week looking for “how to say fuck in igbo”? They all end up at the Fuck YouIBO post.
Am I the only person wondering what is igbo?
Google search! Ta da! Its a native tribe language in Nigeria.
Married To An Ambot is a top hit for someone looking for the Igbo translation for fuck. We’re even higher on the search engine that the person who has this post: “Help! Why are my Igbo men rubbish in bed?”
Sorry I can’t help her with that one! Ha ha but I love it!
What’s really sad are the ambots who search for “World Wide Dream Builders is awesome”. Talk about brainwashed! I mean who is so infatuated with the scam that they type that into a search engine? The same type of brainwashed ambot who types in “Amway is awesome” and come to this blog thanks to the Youtube video called MyAwesome Delicious Amway scam.
These must be new recruits in the early stages of the brainwashing process. Give them a year and they’ll be back doing searches like “Amway is a cult”, "Amway scam", “Amway sucks” and “lost money in Amway”.
It's pretty laughable, isn't it? IBOs and others being prospected for Amway are SPECIFICALLY TOLD that they must not consult the internet, in any way, shape or form, to do research on Amway. This is a major rule.
ReplyDeleteAnd yet this blog still gets search-hits from people who are obviously connected with or thinking about Amway. Can't they follow orders?
I know one thing for sure -- as long as Anna Banana, Joe Cool, Dr. Doe, David Brear, and all the other courageous anti-Amway and anti-MLM bloggers continue to publish, the truth about these rotten frauds will be out there, and people will be able to see it. That's why Amway's sales have been in a downward spiral for the last few years.
Hi Anonymous. We were told at Amway cult meetings not to search Amway online. Which of course makes you want to! Amway and their warrior Ambots are furious that people write about their real Amway experiences online and as you pointed out gets the truth out about these scam MLMs and their sales decline. You can be pretty sure that the Amway losers who leave insulting comments here and other blogs didn't get permission from the fucking assholes in their upline first! LOL!
DeleteAnna, I love your blog and the effect it has on keeping people away from this horrible cult. Fuck Brad wolgamott? LMAO!
ReplyDeleteThe cult leaders are very good at brainwashing. I recently spoke to couple of my ex-uplines who quit about why they quit. It is amazing that even after years of quitting scamway, they still defend it saying that it is a great business opportunity. One ex-upline told me the reason he quit was because he was not in need of money. What horseshit! This clearly shows that amway and it's little subsystems are good at what they do-brainwash!
I often talk to active IBOs on Facebook and other sites posing as someone who does not know anything about amway and as someone who is looking for an opportunity to make some side income. Obviously, they become very happy thinking that they have found their next platinum. They praise amway like crazy. They say that amway is the best business opportunity in the world, it is the most honest and ethical business in the world, it a business with unlimited potential(whatever the fuck that means!). They talk about owning private jets and islands someday.
Then I get to my favorite part. I ask them how much they make from Amway per month. They give me a reasonable answer, like 400-500 dollars a month. I then ask them if they can share some proof of income, like a bank statement. They get defensive. They say things like, this is a business built on faith and they can't share proof of income as it is against company or system(BWW,WWDB etc) policy. Of course, we know they are not making jackshit. They immediately block me on Facebook saying that this business is not for people like me. What hypocrisy! They brag about some piece of shit upline owning a private jet and still can't share proof of income. I can't control my laughter! How can they not see that Amway is such a losing proposition!
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Hi QuitAmway. Thanks for stopping by and glad you love this blog!
DeleteMost cult leaders have to be geniuses at brainwashing. How else do you convince others to commit murder or suicide?
As you noted the brainwashing from Amway cult leaders has long lasting effects even once the Ambot has quit. They were brainwashed to believe if they didn't make money in Amway it was their fault. We all know Amway is a blame the victim scam but some of these victims truly believed the brainwashing they received and think they're losers who couldn't make money in Amway.
Yeah all that Amspeak from Ambots about honesty and integrity is a bunch of bullshit. These Amway losers all lie about the big bucks they're making but won't provide proof claiming its private of that bullshit you got about being against company policy. Since when has an Ambot not have problems violating Amway's code of conduct and policies! LOL!