WWDB App

I’ve been getting hits for WWDB app for the past couple of months and I included it in an earlier article about how it was being introduced at Puryear Family Reunion.

If you do a Google search the top 3 hits for “WWDB app” are a radio station in Philadelphia and two of Anna Banana’s posts.

What is a desperate IBO to do? It must just suck when World Wide Dream Builders and Amway don’t make their information readily available to their ambots and they end up at my blog reading the truth about what its really like inside the Amway cult.

I’ve been getting a lot of hits for the WWDB app. Maybe not as many hits as I get for the Neha and Ganesh Shenoy divorce but still a lot of hits.

My regular readers know me well enough to know if I can lure in unsuspecting IBO’s with a few keywords I am up for it! Here is the link to the app that was released on September 1 2011.

http://itunes.apple.com/app/wwg/id460091416?mt=8

Its a free app.

What?! World Wide Dream Builders giving something away for free! Those words shall never be spoken in the same sentence! Of course 19 ambot cult followers have already been in to give it glowing 5 star ratings as of September 8 2011. Well maybe one or two don’t think it deserves a 5 because its a 4 and a half star average.

Remember when I said it was a free app? Sure downloading it is free but look at the screen shot they show. You need a user name and password for WWDB in order to log on. That’ll cost you $50/month!

The reason panicked World Wide Destructive Bastards are having difficulty locating the WWDB app is because those WWDB head honcho bastards call it the WWG app.

All the better to confuse you rotten little ambots!

Ah you get what you pay for when you slap down your $50/month!

So fine those head honcho bastards don’t want to make it easy for cult followers to find anything so they send them to my blog where they can get the information they seek. And the truth that Amway and WWDB don’t want them to find.

WWDB WWG app already has a couple of reviews. I tried to rate it but you have to own the app first. Seeing as how its free it seems one could download the free app and then rate it but first you’d need an iPhone or iPad to do whatever it is you need to do to get it onto your device, rate it, and then delete it. Lets think about this. You don’t really want someone to pick up your iPhone to check out your apps and then have to put up with the ridicule as someone accuses you of being an Amway ambot! How embarrassing is that?!

If anyone is able to accomplish putting in some stinker ratings and reviews leave a comment here and let us know how it goes!

Where’s Colin? Surely that guy has an iPhone!

Trade Show at Puryear Family Reunion 2011

Seeing as how I have such “fond” memories of the trade show at Family Reunion I thought I’d check the WWDB web page and see if there’s any mention of the kind of trade show treats that await the poor bastards going to the Amway WWDB Family Reunion in Boise Idaho in July 2011.

This year’s fakey trade show seems slightly different than the one I attended. They’re calling the Friday night trade show workshops and seminars. It sounds like it might be more or less the same thing as the trade show I went to. Booths and demos. Stingy demos judging by the dixie cup of Perfect Water and packet of one use Artistry face cream that we received.

How’s this for a way to kill a Friday night?

1. Learning about standing orders and digital delivery. Yeah right. I’d rather be learning this bullshit than attending a Friday night Rolling Stones concert.

2. Introducing the new WWDB app. Yeah sucks if you don’t have an iPhone. Expect the cult leaders to be riding their downline’s asses to buy new phones so they can buy this new app. More money flushed down the old Amway tool scam toilet!

3. Demonstrating how Legacy of Clean works. Here’s a news flash for those pompous Amway bastards. Most women learned how to operate a washing machine and dishwasher by the time they were twelve years old. Sorry guys this might have been a skill that took you a little longer to learn! We all know how to use laundry soap and dishwasher soap. We figured it out a long time ago. Through trial and error over the years we figured out which detergents do a good job of getting our clothes/dishes clean. We know the approximate prices of just about every soap out there because we’re good comparison shoppers. We know a good deal and will buy an extra one if its on sale. We all know that Amway’s soap is overpriced and there are better, less expensive options in the market. You can be pretty certain whoever is demonstrating this bullshit had to go to a lot of trouble to find maybe the one soap out there in the world that doesn’t clean as well as Amway.

4. Nutrilite Weight Management. Uh huh. Judging by some of the speakers who hit the stage we all see how good this product works! There’s about a 95% failure rate for people who try diets like this. Almost the same odds as the failure rate of people who don’t earn money in Amway. This is one company that loves to stack the odds against you and design their systems for failure!

5. Fast Track! Make money! Yeah, yeah! I’ve heard it all before! They were calling it Fast Track when we were in too!

6. Artistry will be there again doling out stingy sized sample packets. Avon is more generous with their samples. Less expensive. More variety. Need I say more? Artistry sucks!

So that tells me about 6 exhibitors/snake oil pitchers will be at the trade show. In my previous post I didn’t remember how many though I thought less than 10. We zipped through the trade fair in less than 20 minutes. This time they’re forcing “serious business builders” to stay a little longer by enticing them with “very important” seminars spaced out over a couple of hours. The seminars and demos start at various times between 6:30pm and 8:30pm. Don’t get your undies in a knot. Those seminars last about 5 minutes. There’s only so many ways you can bullshit about a lousy product.

There are more fun ways to spend a hot July weekend in Boise. Waterpark anyone?

WWDB Amway Family Reunion July 2011

I figure brainwashed Amway cult followers are going to start looking for information on Family Reunion very soon so I thought I’d better get my blog as close to the top of Google searches as I can!

Calling the Amway WWDB function “family reunion” is very cultish. Its how the Amway cult leaders brainwash the followers into believing that their Amway family is their real family now. Many people join cults because they don’t have a good family and they’re desperate to join a family that will welcome them with open arms. Cults prey on these people. They prey on those who have good relationships with their family too. They're an equal opportunity cult! The Amway cult works hard at separating their followers from family members who are negative to “the business”. Separate and divide. We’re your new family now. And we’re throwing a big family reunion. You must attend. You will be love bombed all weekend. You won’t believe the love you’ll get from your new Amway family. This is how you show your loyalty to your cult leaders. Family reunion is for serious business builders. If you don’t come to Family Reunion we’ll know you’re not a serious business builder and we won’t work with you.

And the bullshit goes on. All good little brainwashed IBO’s must attend Family Reunion.

I snuck into the World Wide Dream Builders site - thanks to Former Lemming who alerted us to the guest passwords. I’m surprised they haven’t changed that log in information to keep us rebels out of there!

Here is what I see:

BELIEVE

Yes in big capital letters. They are SCREAMING at us! So what the fuck we’re supposed to believe?

Apparently if you believe your business will flourish and grow - it will.

Well holy shit! That was the secret all along. All you have to do is BELIEVE. None of this stalking recruits or selling overpriced Amway shit. All you gotta do is BELIEVE!

Nothing else!

OK I don’t want to get accused of infringing copyright laws by copying and pasting so I’ll try to paraphrase the bullshit from the WWDB web page. If you attend Family Reunion you will be inspired to BELIEVE you can build an Amway business. You will be motivated to use your talents to help others BELIEVE.

Sounds like a bunch of brainwashed bullshit to me. But this Family Reunion claims to offer something that has never been heard of before at any prior Family Reunion. Apparently there will be sales, product, and technology training.

Ha! Unlikely! Family Reunion consists of an endless march of Ken and Barbies strutting across the stage in evening gowns and tuxedos bragging about their wealth.

Puryear Family Reunion is July 8 to 10 2011.

Oh and here’s a real goodie for you smartphone users out there. WWDB will be introducing a new app! Guess what? It has invaluable features you won’t find anywhere else! I sure as hell hope not!!!! Ha ha!!!

And where will this convention of brainwashed ambots be held? At the Qwest Arena and Boise Center in Boise, Idaho!

I can not find out how much it costs. Try to click on those links and it says you need WWDB membership in order to view it. I looked at my old expenses and I put in $485 for Family Reunion tickets so that would be 2 tickets. I have $850 for other costs for this bullshit event - hotel, food, travel. So ballpark it around $1500 for a couple. The sky is the limit depending on air travel and hotel and food costs.

Boise, Idaho? Are they kidding me? No offense to any Idahoans out there but its not exactly the convention capital of the USA. There must be an airport but I don’t think of it as a major airport hub. Doesn't even look like a clear trip on a highway from other major cities. Must suck to get there from other parts of the US. Probably have to change planes 2 or 3 times to get to Boise. That has really got to suck if you live on the east coast!

But the ambots will come in droves, whipped on by their cult leaders.

WWDB Amway Family Reunion sucks!