Searchers Who End Up At Married To An Ambot

We get a lot of interesting and not so interesting Google searches that end up at Married to an Ambot blog. Some searchers are looking for something completely unrelated to Amway and they usually leave as soon as they’ve realized their mistake. A few horrified IBO’s end up here too. Most leave but a few stick around long enough to leave a canned Amway speak comment about how we didn’t try hard enough.

We get some searches where you have to ask yourself: why the fuck is someone searching for that? Talk about brainwashed!

And we get people who are so  pissed off at Amway, end up at this blog, and literally spend hours and days reading every single post.

What I love is this blog is high on the search engines for IBO’s who are seeking information about Family Reunion, Free Enterprise Days FED, Spring Leadership and Dream Night. Nothing like screwing up Amway and WWDB! Of course right now its Spring Leadership 2022 that’s coming up in a couple of months and anxious IBO’s are seeking information. Instead everything high on the search are blogs similar to this that tell what really happens at these Amway functions. We’re higher than the web pages of Amway and WWDB propaganda. What does that tell you? Us bloggers are gaining the edge getting the truth out there and getting more page views than the corporation! Yay us!

We get a huge amount of searches looking for “ArtistryCosmetics” Usually right up there on the first page behind the Amway propaganda on Google. Doesn’t seem to bother Amway too much that we’re diverting their traffic otherwise they’d have offered to buy out the blog.

A searcher typed in “Fuck Brad Wolgamott”. Hmm. I’m pretty sure I’ve never written that phrase! They ended up at the IBO’sare Free Labor post. Someone may have typed Brad’s name in the comments and of course the posts are full of fuck this and fuck that so its logical to get a hit with that search criteria. I’m pretty sure I might have heard Brad Wolgamott speak at an Amway function though nothing about him stands out. Unmemorable experience for me and I have nothing to say about him. But I’m willing to help out that searcher and send out a big fuck you his way.

We get a lot of search hits for “Amway horror stories” or “Amway cult” or “cult horror stories”.

There’s a lot of people out there who don’t realize that Amway is a cult. I wouldn’t have thought so either until Ambot’s involvement and the brainwashing by his "Christian" Platinum cult leader.

We get searchers for creepy employees ending up at the Amwayis Creepy post. Oddly enough we’re right below the hit for David Letterman is creepy for having sex with female employees! (Or at least we were the first time this blog post ran!)

There are a lot of searches for “quit Amway” or similar searches like how to get friend or husband to quit Amway. What about “big losses in Amway”? There are lots of searchers finding their way to this blog with that one too. “Annoying Amway IBO’s” in the search criteria find their way to the Married To An Ambot blog too!

Does Amway head office care that people are actually typing this stuff into search engines and coming to the Married To An Ambot blog? Do they not care that people think Amway IBO’s are annoying? Nope, not a chance. Amway head office = apathy central. The I-Don’t-Give-A-Shit crew.

Sometimes we get people looking for an Amway IBO. Poor bastards must want to buy some overpriced Amway shit! Boy did they come to the wrong place!

What’s even more bizarre is the search hits for IBO’s looking for basic business information that their upline should but does not provide them with like “help with selling Amway products” or “how to hold an Amway Grand Opening”. Yup they get directed to the post about ourGrand Opening and figure out real fast that no matter how much planning goes into it and how many people are invited, it’ll be a bust. I’m glad I’m getting that information out there. Don’t waste your time or money on an Amway Grand Opening!

We get a few searchers each week looking for “how to say fuck in igbo”? They all end up at the Fuck YouIBO post.

Am I the only person wondering what is igbo?

Google search! Ta da! Its a native tribe language in Nigeria.

Married To An Ambot is a top hit for someone looking for the Igbo translation for fuck. We’re even higher on the search engine that the person who has this post: “Help! Why are my Igbo men rubbish in bed?”

Sorry I can’t help her with that one! Ha ha but I love it!

What’s really sad are the ambots who search for “World Wide Dream Builders is awesome”. Talk about brainwashed! I mean who is so infatuated with the scam that they type that into a search engine? The same type of brainwashed ambot who types in “Amway is awesome” and come to this blog thanks to the Youtube video called MyAwesome Delicious Amway scam.

These must be new recruits in the early stages of the brainwashing process. Give them a year and they’ll be back doing searches like “Amway is a cult”, "Amway scam", “Amway sucks” and “lost money in Amway”.