We get a lot of interesting and
not so interesting Google searches that end up at Married to an Ambot blog.
Some searchers are looking for something completely unrelated to Amway and they
usually leave as soon as they’ve realized their mistake. A few horrified IBO’s
end up here too. Most leave but a few stick around long enough to leave a
canned Amway speak comment about how we didn’t try hard enough.
We get some searches where you have to ask yourself: why the fuck is someone
searching for that? Talk about brainwashed!
And we get people who are so pissed off at Amway, end up at this blog,
and literally spend hours and days reading every single post.
What I love is this blog is high on the search engines for IBO’s who are
seeking information about Family Reunion, Free Enterprise Days FED, Spring
Leadership and Dream Night. Nothing like screwing up Amway and WWDB! Of course
right now its Spring Leadership 2026 that’s coming up and
anxious IBO’s are seeking information. Instead everything high on the search
are blogs similar to this that tell what really happens at these Amway
functions. We’re higher than the web pages of Amway and WWDB propaganda. What
does that tell you? Us bloggers are gaining the edge getting the truth out
there and getting more page views than the corporation! Yay us!
We get a huge amount of searches looking for “ArtistryCosmetics” Usually right up there on the first page
behind the Amway propaganda on Google. Doesn’t seem to bother Amway too much
that we’re diverting their traffic otherwise they’d have offered to buy out the
blog.
A searcher typed in “Fuck Brad Wolgamott”. Hmm. I’m pretty sure I’ve never
written that phrase! They ended up at the IBO’sare Free Labor post. Someone may have typed Brad’s
name in the comments and of course the posts are full of fuck this and fuck
that so its logical to get a hit with that search criteria. I’m pretty sure I
might have heard Brad Wolgamott speak at an Amway function though nothing about
him stands out. Unmemorable experience for me and I have nothing to say about
him. But I’m willing to help out that searcher and send out a big fuck you his
way.
We get a lot of search hits for “Amway horror stories” or “Amway cult” or “cult
horror stories”.
There’s a lot of people out there who don’t realize that Amway is a cult. I
wouldn’t have thought so either until Ambot’s involvement and the brainwashing
by his "Christian" Platinum cult leader.
We get searchers for creepy employees ending up at the Amwayis Creepy post. Oddly enough we’re right below the hit
for David Letterman is creepy for having sex with female employees! (Or at
least we were the first time this blog post ran!)
There are a lot of searches for “quit Amway” or similar searches like how to
get friend or husband to quit Amway. What about “big losses in Amway”? There
are lots of searchers finding their way to this blog with that one too.
“Annoying Amway IBO’s” in the search criteria find their way to the Married To
An Ambot blog too!
Does Amway head office care that people are actually typing this stuff into
search engines and coming to the Married To An Ambot blog? Do they not care
that people think Amway IBO’s are annoying? Nope, not a chance. Amway head
office = apathy central. The I-Don’t-Give-A-Shit crew.
Sometimes we get people looking for an Amway IBO. Poor bastards must want to
buy some overpriced Amway shit! Boy did they come to the wrong place!
What’s even more bizarre is the search hits for IBO’s looking for basic
business information that their upline should but does not provide them with
like “help with selling Amway products” or “how to hold an Amway Grand
Opening”. Yup they get directed to the post about ourGrand Opening and figure out real fast that no matter
how much planning goes into it and how many people are invited, it’ll be a
bust. I’m glad I’m getting that information out there. Don’t waste your time or
money on an Amway Grand Opening!
We get a few searchers each week looking for “how to say fuck in igbo”? They
all end up at the Fuck YouIBO post.
Am I the only person wondering what is igbo?
Google search! Ta da! Its a native tribe language in Nigeria.
Married To An Ambot is a top hit for someone looking for the Igbo translation
for fuck. We’re even higher on the search engine that the person who has this
post: “Help! Why are my Igbo men rubbish in bed?”
Sorry I can’t help her with that one! Ha ha but I love it!
What’s really sad are the ambots who search for “World Wide Dream Builders is
awesome”. Talk about brainwashed! I mean who is so infatuated with the scam
that they type that into a search engine? The same type of brainwashed ambot
who types in “Amway is awesome” and come to this blog thanks to the Youtube
video called MyAwesome Delicious Amway scam.
These must be new recruits in the early stages of the brainwashing process.
Give them a year and they’ll be back doing searches like “Amway is a cult”,
"Amway scam", “Amway sucks” and “lost money in Amway”.
Anna, this post shows how complex and wide-ranging the internet world is. Thousands of people are making searches for all kinds of reasons: some connected with the Amway fraud, and some only tangentially linked to it. It's a huge spread of varied information, from all kinds of people and all different sources. And guess what -- it simply drives Amway freaks to despair, because they can't stop it! Amway is being destroyed, bit by bit, by an information EXPLOSION that they cannot fight against and cannot suppress. Amway's rep is so bad that IBOs are not even allowed to mention the name "Amway" when trying to recruit someone. This is like trying to sell a car without mentioning to your customer the name, make, or model type of the vehicle.
ReplyDeleteNone of this was possible before the internet. Do an AI search asking "Why is Amway collapsing?" and you'll get a full account of how bad the situation is for the company, and one of the prime reasons is anti-MLM blogs on the internet, and the huge flood of negative anecdotes from former IBOs.
Anonymous - for 25 years there has been an Internet explosion where people discuss Amway online. From the earliest discussion boards on the Internet to reddit people have been sharing how they got scammed by Amway. And other MLMs face the same problem where people share their horror stories. Certainly Amway's history of nasty evil Amway losers running amok on the Internet gives Amway a bad reputation. Also Amway's shitty overpriced products give the company a bad reputation. The message is the same. Amway will only bring you financial and emotional distress. Brainwashed Ambots don't believe it until they get out of the Amway cult and deprogram. Companies that actually care about their reputations will contact people sharing their bad experiences and try to rectify the situation. Whether than means providing replacement products or cash compensation. Amway is not one of those companies that care about their bad reputation and people sharing their horror stories. Talk about arrogance.
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