The Amway IBO Guide to Wasting Money Doing Laundry

1. Always buy Amway laundry soap. Legacy of Clean SA8 3x concentrate costs $28.20. The usage rate is 100 uses per bottle and Amway’s recommended use is 7 uses per week. That means you’re doing laundry every day so don’t bitch about it! You run that fucking washing machine every day even if there’s only a couple of socks in it. The great Amway god says the quicker you run out of Amway laundry soap the sooner you can buy another expensive bottle.

Remember to bully everyone you know into buying Amway’s laundry soap. You need to learn to overcome their objections like there are lots of laundry detergent choices at Walmart’s. Why would anyone want to buy All Small & Mighty 3x concentrate that does 96 loads that costs $10.97 when they can spend more money for the same size of Amway’s Legacy of Clean. You need to bullshit your buyers into believing the reason they are spending 3 times more money for laundry soap is because Amway’s laundry soap is 3 times more concentrated and the high price reflects its high quality.

2. Wash in hot water. You’ll need to if you want any hope in hell of actually getting your clothes clean using Amway laundry soap. As for the environmental impact and the higher costs of running a laundry load at hot all the time - and remember Amway recommends all good little ambots do 7 loads of laundry a week so that’s at least daily - just remember the Amway IBO slogan - “who cares”.

3. Always use your dryer to dry your clothes. Who cares if other people are being environmentally friendly and saving money by line drying their clothes. The other benefit of using your dryer instead of hanging your clothes on the clothesline is that you can buy Amway Fabric Softener Sheets for the dryer 2 x 200 count boxes for $16.98. You want a good laugh on those ignoramuses using the clothesline? Amway also sells the sheets in a scent called “Outdoor Fresh” so there is no need to hang your clothes on a line and save energy and money! You know what ambots call people who are environmentally friendly and hang their clothes on a clothesline instead of using a dryer and Amway dryer sheets? Losers!

If any of your friends point out that Snuggle sells 200 count fabric sheets for $5.97 remember your old stand by response that the reason Amway products are so high priced is to reflect the high quality. Remember to look for someone who is dumb ass enough to stock up on 400 high quality sheets fabric sheets and tell them to toss several into the dryer at a time because if they did one sheet per load it would take them years to buy another box from you again and you probably will have quit Amway by then.

4. Use extra Amway laundry soap. Keep in mind that Amway’s laundry soap does not do that good a job of getting your clothes clean so its a good idea to overfill above the line on the cap when filling the detergent. The added benefit is you will also go through your laundry soap a whole lot faster and be able to buy more Amway laundry soap very soon and get that old PV BV up there!

5. If your washing machine dies you must buy a brand new washer AND dryer even if there is nothing wrong with the old dryer. Don’t even dare think about going to Charlie’s Discount Appliances Emporium! You must ask your Platinum’s permission before you buy a new washer and dryer and get the sack of shit’s advice on where to buy. The bastard will know somebody in another leg or crossline who can sell you a new washer and dryer. Don’t expect to get a good deal on your new machines. After all the IBO selling them must make a good commission so he can buy more Amway tools and grease the Platinum’s palm for the referral on the sale.

6. Do not waste money buying an energy efficient washer and dryer. Remember the Amway IBO attitude when it comes to conserving energy and being environmentally friendly and saving money - who cares!

Who cares about Amway?

Seeing as how ambots throw around the phrase “who cares” all the time to prove that they are uncaring, greedy bastards - such wonderful characteristics for a human being to have - I thought I’d throw out “who cares about Amway?”

That’ll make those brainwashed IBO’s shit their pants! How dare some lowly blogger insult the company that is going to make them millionaires!

Even though IBO’s throw out “who cares” just as fast as the money is draining out of their bank accounts, think of the horror and astonishment as they accept the possibility that there are actually people in the world who don’t care about Amway.

You’d think that Amway the company would care about their bad reputation but they don’t care otherwise they’d be doing something to improve their public opinion so the who cares attitude comes right from head office. I know that the two or three times I had to contact Amway’s unhelpful customer service desk I was met with a who cares attitude. Amway made it very clear to me that they do not care what is said at Amway meetings. If Amway’s head office doesn’t care what is said at Amway meetings then who does care?  

Probably only us bloggers who get the word out there about what really happens at Amway meetings and the lies told to downline at the Amway meetings are the ones who care. We care about others and don’t want to see this “who cares” company and their cult leaders destroy any more lives.

If Amway was just any other company selling overpriced substandard products there probably wouldn’t be a whole lot of Internet interest about them. Oh there’d be customer reviews about the shitty Amway products and warning away other consumers but for the most part people would move on and find a similar lower priced product that they like better.

Amway is hardly the only company out there offering overpriced shitty products. The typical consumer reaction if they don’t like the prices, the quality, the service is to find another store they like better.

As we all know selling shitty overpriced products is not Amway’s only contribution to society. They are also responsible for bringing misery to thousands of people’s lives: debt, home foreclosure, bankruptcy, divorces, destroyed relationships.

Amway doesn’t care about any of the people whose lives they’ve destroyed. If Amway actually cared they would offer former IBO’s full refunds for every nickel they’ve had to spend on Amway products and tools. If Amway really cared about people they’d assist former IBO’s on getting their lives returned to normal both financially and emotionally.

So how about it Amway - a big shout out to my reader from Alticor in Ada. My opinion of your company would be a hell of a lot better if you took that $40 million you used to buy the 10 year rights to have your name on the arena in Orlando and put it back to the people whose lives you’ve destroyed.

But Amway does not care.

The reason the public doesn’t care about Amway has less to do with their shitty overpriced substandard products and more to do with the outrageous behavior of IBO’s. IBO’s are professional liars. They trick people into coming to Amway meetings. The prospect for customers at Barnes & Noble after being told not to bug patrons in that book store. IBO’s are ruthless in their pursuit of destroying other people’s lives and when confronted about how their attitude has gone down the toilet since they signed up with Amway their attitude is “who cares”.

And there you have it. The reason the population doesn’t care about Amway has less to do with the shitty overpriced products this company sells and has everything to do with the shitty who cares attitude of IBO’s and the destruction the Amway cult leaders bring to other people’s lives. IBO’s are the reason that Amway’s public image suffers. Will Amway ever do anything to encourage their IBO’s to have a more positive, caring outlook towards everyone and everything? Unlikely when the corporation can’t even do it themselves.

Who cares?

Not Amway.

Amway IBO’s Don’t Care

A recent searcher was looking for information on this phrase:

“some will some won’t who cares Amway”

This is probably a quote from this ambot’s upline Platinum because it sounds exactly like something our sack of shit Platinum would say when referring to prospecting or begging people to purchase something from your “own” Amway store. What’s the success rate? Instead of saying something like “for every 800 people you talk to one will come to a board plan meeting” he would answer something like “some will and some won’t”.

“Who cares?” A typical ambot response that I covered in a previous post.

Mostly that post was dedicated to the shitty attitude IBO’s have towards the environment and conservation and ecological footprints.

Do your part to save our planet for fuck’s sake! Saying things like who cares about the price of gas, who cares about the price of electricity, who cares about the water meter proves you are irresponsible citizens! The message is out that Amway IBO’s don’t give a flying fuck about energy conservation whether or not they have no problem affording the prices. Shitty attitudes!

If someone was just searching for the phrase “some will some won’t who cares” it could apply to a lot of things. The fact that “Amway” was put into the search leaves no doubt that some uncaring IBO is the searcher.

When it comes to owning a business whether you sell a product or provide a service not everyone will be in need of seeking out your company. If you own an apartment building the business plan is to fill all the units with tenants and that they pay their rent on time. An apartment owner doesn’t go around with the attitude some will some won’t who cares when its time to collect the rent. I would add unless you’re an IBO but I doubt that any IBO’s own a revenue source of that size. If they do we’d all want to live there because they have a who cares attitude when the rent is due so we can all live there for free.  

With the exception of IBO’s and their who cares attitude and their sneers at potential clients most business owners care very much about attracting customers and customer retention.

Of course there are definitely some customers we don’t want. Whiners and people who bounce checks come to mind. Nobody needs customers who are troublemakers.

Most business owners don’t usually do anything to burn bridges or give themselves a bad reputation.

Not so with Amway IBO’s. Their lousy attitudes and anger directed at people who will not come on board with Amway plus the bad reputation of those IBOs ahead of them pretty much seals their fate.

Get a clue! Almost everyone in North America has dealt with Amway and an Amway IBO with a who cares attitude at some point in their lives and it does not leave them with a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Its disturbing to have searchers show up at my blog who because of Amway’s influence have become uncaring members of our society.

Even my Ambot developed a who cares attitude. Everything I did or asked him to do he’d question with a “how is that going to make me money in my business”. That is the way that Amway ambots think. They look at everything with that greedy selfish attitude. “How is doing that going to make me money or grow my business.” Lovely! Even more sickening is that pre-Amway these people actually did care about others.

How about if an Amway IBO is the first person to drive along after a horrendous car accident. The IBO looks at the accident and says to himself “if I stop to help how is that going to make me money in my Amway business. It won’t so who cares. Some will stop some won’t who cares” and keeps on driving. Another IBO is driving along and sees a stray dog running down a busy street. If the dog isn’t taken off the road it might be hit by a car causing its death and maybe injury to the car’s occupants. Does the IBO care enough to stop and try to get the dog to safety? Nope. That’s because the IBO doesn’t care about anything unless it makes him money. There’s an Amway meeting going on at a hotel. The meeting room’s windows look out on the swimming pool. Many IBO’s can clearly see a small child walking around the pool no adults in sight and the kid falls in. The IBO’s make a decision over which is going to make them more money - staying and listening to the cult leader or running outside to jump in the pool and rescue the kid. A room full of who cares attitudes they all stay where they are.

One day I saw a car hit a boy on a bicycle about a block ahead of me. I did not have a good view of what happened but there were about 20 cars that must have been full of Amway IBOs ahead of me who all drove past the injured boy using the Amway attitude of some will some won't when deciding to stop and offer assistance and how that was going to make them money. I stopped and the kid had a foot injury and I called 911 and then his dad. The driver who hit him did not have a cell phone and was quite shaken up. She was not an Amway IBO with a who cares attitude or I am sure she would have kept on driving.

How would an Amway IBO with a who cares attitude have felt if that was his kid and car after car full of Amway IBOs and their who cares attitude kept on driving past and no one offered assistance? Would the IBO still have a some will some won't who cares attitude?

Amway greed destroys people and turns them into apathetic people who fling off the phrase “who cares”.

Avoid any Amway IBO who says “who cares” when questioned or confronted about anything. A person who does not care about others is the type of scum normal people don’t want to associate with. Amway IBOs care about material things and they don't care who they fuck over to get what they want.