15 Years Ago Married To An Ambot Was Born!

Happy Birthday Dear Blog - August 26 2010 to 2025! Woohoo!

Yes! Still going strong after 15 years!

Keeping a blog going for fifteen years isn’t as easy as you might think. Bananas come and go. Parts of the blog get neglected. Do we have any fresh material? Sometimes it’s like fuck it. Don’t feel like it. But the value this blog has in helping so many others makes it worth it. You’re not alone in feeling the way you do about the fucking Amway assholes who are out to destroy your life. We’re here to listen to you and offer advice. We’re here for you to curse out the fucking assholes in your Amway upline or more accurately the fucking assholes in your husband’s Amway upline. If you can’t curse out Amway yourself you can live through us doing it for you.

Most of the posts on this blog were written in the first couple of years and we recycle them. Update them from time to time or drop them off the rotation depending if it was time sensitive when it first appeared. Either way - new or recycled articles regularly posting Married To An Ambot keeps it high in search engine results. Amway is so arrogant about the power of the Internet and people sharing their stories and warning others to stay away. Fuck Amway!

What have we learned since starting the blog? The bullshit and lies we heard years ago at Amway meetings is still being taught today. We know this because there’s a lot of disobedient Ambots who’ve been told by Amway cult leaders not to visit anti-Amway websites and they just give the big old FUCK YOU to their Amway bosses and come here anyway. And then they like to help up our ranking in the search engines by leaving a venom filled comment or a bunch of bullshit Amspeak propaganda we’ve already heard a million times. And not only that we have people who were in Amway in 1970’s, 1980’s, 1990’s saying absolutely yes to everything written here, it was said to them way back when too. The only thing that’s changed over the years besides prices going up is the invention of the Internet which has become Amway’s worst enemy because people who got scammed and went through hell from the assholes in the Amway upline are heading online to share their stories. People who got divorced thanks to Amway are sharing their stories online. People who alienated their friends and family thanks to Amway are sharing their stories online. People who maxed out their credit cards and drained their bank accounts thanks to Amway are sharing their stories online. People who declared bankruptcy and lost their houses due to foreclosure or eviction thanks to Amway are sharing their stories online. People who got suckered into an Amway meeting and are doing more research before signing up (tough shit on the best Amway closer at that meeting!) are finding their way to marriedtoanambot. They might be tempted by the big bucks in compensation that have been promised but when they read what Amway Ambots are really like they come to the smart decision to stay away from Amway.

Amway Ambots leave comments screeching their outrage that we dare disrespect Amway cult leaders by cursing them out. In Amway they’re taught to worship their upline and kiss their asses and suck their dicks. They’re taught to worship the Great Amway God. And because the assholes in their Amway upline don’t give them enough information - they search online and end up here and then they bitch at us for not being educated and they bitch about the language. And they bitch bitch bitch because that’s what Amway assholes do. Like those dumb fucks missed the part up at the top of the page that says this is the place to be to curse out the Amway upline. What did they think there were going to read when they show up at a blog dedicated to cursing out fucking Amway assholes? Sweet poetry about kittens and flowers?

One thing that never changes is the lousy attitude of Amway Ambots. These fucking assholes never change their negative attitude though they’re quick to point fingers at everyone else and accuse them of being negative. Amway IBOs are full of venom. They’re nasty evil cocksucking shitheads who attack others who don’t share the opinion of Amway or their Amway cult leader. They’re fucking creepy and have no morals and don’t give a fuck about breaking the law. People in Amway are fucking bullies and like all bullies they’re cowards. Fucking lying shitfaced dickhead liars. That sums up fucking Amway assholes pretty nicely. Amway the Cult of Greed is all about money - not morals.

A big thank you to all the bananas who’ve helped on the blog and there’s been a few changes over the years but we’re still a small bunch of bananas dedicated to getting the word out about how Amway Ambots are lousy fucking Amway assholes and they sell overpriced shitty Amway products. Or to be more accurate they “buy from their own store.” Most Ambots don’t have real customers. Normal people who aren’t brainwashed ambots know shit when they see it. They can go to the store and buy better quality products for lower prices than what ScAmway is selling. From our original group our first casualty was our blog master a few months in but the person who took over keeping the blog registered and updating the posts has been here ever since with a couple of leaves when the day job got busy. And one of our contributors took over the moderating comments task after a couple of years and has been doing it ever since so many hands make light work. We’ve had a few guest writers. Good topics too but many lost interest after a post or 3 and none of them had access to the blog’s passwords or anything. Have to be careful. This blog in the wrong hands could be lethal! LOL!

Along the way some of the comments left on this blog end up with their own post just in case future readers miss their important message – so thank you to everyone who leaves comments. Our readers have such a wealth of information to share and we thank all of you who leave comments and help warn others not to get involved with Amway.

And thanks to all the readers. If you weren’t here reading and bumping up this blog in the search engines ranks with your views this blog would have fizzled away a long time ago. When someone searches for just about anything Amway they land on this blog. And if they’re a fucking Amway asshole they often leave a comment bitching at how we’re a bunch of unchristian broke losers who’ll be dead by the time we’re 65, we’re quitters, we didn’t try hard enough, we didn’t put the work in. Or they’ll do some other blame the victim scam like apologize in an arrogant snarky way that our Amway upline were a bunch of fucking assholes who didn’t help us get rich in Scamway.

Let’s not forget that people in Amway are a bunch of male chauvinist pigs and Amway’s a good old boy’s club. Too many Ambots show up here screeching that I didn’t support my husband’s Amway dream or some other similar bullshit where its all about the man and Ambots don’t give a fuck about the woman and what her dream might be. And blame me. Like they think I give a shit what a fucking lying scamming Amway asshole has to say. I didn’t give a shit about those fucktards when my Ambot was sucked into the Amway cult and I don’t give a shit about them now either. So this blog is the place where our readers come to feel a kinship. They’re going through the hell we went through. We are people who understand the way they’re feeling about the emotional and financial distress Amway has brought to their lives. They seek solace that their husband has turned from a nice loving husband into a nasty, ugly sneering Amway asshole. Readers share their stories. Readers curse out the assholes in their Amway upline. Or they live through us doing it if they can’t bring themselves to swear at a bunch of lying scamming fucking Amway assholes. We’ll do it for you! I’m always up to sending a big old FUCK YOU out there to any piece of shit scumbag Amway asshole.

Amway will only bring you financial and emotional distress. Stay the hell away from Amway!

We can’t pound that message in enough times!!!

We are getting that message out there. We are getting reports from readers that at Amway meetings the Amway cult leaders are telling Ambots not to look up Amway on the Internet and specifically the marriedtoanambot blog is one of the sites named to stay away from.

The truth hurts! It hurts Amway and the Amway cult leaders in the bank account. That’s where it hurts those fuckers! We are here to share our true stories about what Amway and Amway’s products are really like and what really happens inside Amway cult meetings.

How things have changed in Amway’s sales in the past 15 years. Thanks to blogs like Married To An Ambot, Amway’s sales have been hitting the shitter, declining about 10% every year for many years. Amway has closed warehouses and had massive lay offs. Only brainwashed Ambots think these are signs of a profitable successful business LOL! Fucking losers! LOL!

We are making a difference!

And guess who else will likely make a difference in Amway’s strongest growing market – China? Yup our current administration wants to tariff China to death so there’s a huge anti-America sentiment going on over there. How many of those Ambots want to keep working as commissioned sales reps for a company whose name is short for American Way? And those already expensive ScAmway products just got a whole lot more expensive in that country. I expect when Amway’s sales are announced for 2025 they’ll have taken another nosedive and their biggest market might not be so big.

In honor of our 15 years of helping people learn about Amway, we are posting our top 15 blog posts and the dates they appeared. See if you notice a theme LOL! Long time readers will recognize these posts have appeared more than once. Like I said we believe in recycling around here. Also interesting to add that these posts for Amway functions from many years ago still receive thousands of views every year. Yup Amway losers believe they have to power to turn back time LOL! Click on the link to go right to that blog post.

OK here we go:

#15 Sex Power Increases FromAmway appeared on February 16, 2015  LOL at the horny Amway assholes out there. Let me give you a big clue. You’re not getting laid? You’re in Amway? Question answered.

#14 More about the Amway WWDB Puryear Family Reunion 2011 appeared on June 24, 2011. Not much to say but we mentioned that marriedtoanambot was in the top Google results for Amway Family Reunion 2011. The speaker list is the same old tired crew that an Ambot can expect to see at every Amway WWDB function. Dead or alive!

#13 Amway Diet – Trim, Body Key, Healthpointe…..  appeared on July 2, 2014  Anyway you call it this program is the Amway diet plan where you will lose money and not pounds. A weight loss scam run by scammers.

#12 Amway WWDB World Wide DreamBuilders Spring Leadership 2016 appeared on February 1, 2016  The only reason I can think of a 2016 Amway function coming in at #12 is because so many comments are left on this post. Including a loser in 2019 who claimed he wasn’t in Amway but spouted off a bunch of bullshit Amspeak propaganda on a 3 year old post.

#11 Amway World Wide DreamBuilders Spring Leadership 2014 appeared on February 5, 2014. This is our usual recycled post about Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. There are so many comments that keep this post alive as one of the most read on the blog.

#10 The Legend Of Bad Harry appeared on July 3, 2011 Don’t forget to read the comments because our reader Dave provided part 2 of what happened to Bad Harry! LOL! We have so many talented readers who have contributed to this blog over the years.

#9 Amway Double X Is Good For Sex that first appeared on February 14, 2012. Some of the comments come from other scammers that have sex products for sale. Yup Amway Ambots aren’t the only snake oil salesmen around.

#8 Amway’s Proven System first appeared on July 6, 2012. This post talks about the bullshit Amway cult leaders spout off that they’ve already blazed a path and all the Ambots have to do is follow it to be rolling in riches. The only thing proven about Amway’s system is that it’s designed for failure and over 99% of the participants will lose money, not make money. One of the comments brought up the first time I heard this:

Any
Money
Will
Attract
You

#7 A satirical slideshow showing some of the many ex-Amway Diamonds on May 16 2011. There are a lot of outraged Amway losers leaving comments. No matter how much Ambots try to bullshit you – when it comes to Amway - Diamonds are not forever.

#6 Ambushed By An Ambot appears on May 24, 2012. One of our readers shared a classic Amway pitch. But what’s really going on here is the comments. An Amway loser named Jonathan left a bunch of comments and then deleted them all. Now if he’d only nicely asked the blog administrators to obliterate his presence, he could have been removed forever. Or maybe not. Depends what kind of mood admin is in LOL! But he deleted his comment leaving behind his name and mug. Amway Ambots get shit supreme from their Amway cult leaders by visiting blogs like this and there’d be even bigger hell to pay for leaving comments as an Amway representative and helping bump this blog higher in the search engine rankings.

#5 Amway WWDB World Wide DreamBuilders Spring Leadership 2015 appeared on February 2, 2015 and is the most popular post out of all the ones featuring Amway major functions. Many Ambots stop by to bitch at us in the comments and not just for Spring Leadership. There’s mention of Family Reunion, Dream Night, and FED. Generally this post gets recycled for just about every Amway function so the basic content comes up on this blog more than once a year.

#4 How To Be A Good Amway Cult Leader appeared on March 5, 2012. A lot of people who were being prospected by Ambots and doing their research stop by this post to leave comments. Obviously not too many Amway losers take their own advice of “do your research” when they show up here screeching at us. Glad many others have found this blog and figured out real fast to stay the hell away from Amway and Ambots.

#3 Amway Products Are A Good Reason Not to Get Involved With Amway appeared on February 4, 2012. This post gets lots of comments from Amway losers defending their shitty overpriced products and ordering us to stop blogging. LOL!

#2 Amway Diamonds Are Broke from March 15 2013. There’s one thing that really defines this post. The third comment is none other than the infamous Theo – an illegal immigrant who’s a triple executive Diamond and owns all kinds of chain hotels, gas stations, and restaurants LOL. His downline consists of 15 Diamonds, 30 Emeralds, and more Platinums than he can piss on. He can’t even spell the name of the country he’s supposedly from LOL!  And inbetween managing his business empire he’s got a lot of free time on his hands so he can read this blog. He got his own featured blog post following this appearance. Some of these old comments are just hilarious.

#1 Is Amway Artistry Really In The Top 5 Cosmetics Brands? From May 8, 2013. Not the first time we ran a post about Amway Artistry Cosmetics but this post is the last time because why mess with success. This is the most popular post on Married To An Ambot with more than double the views of #2 and the Broke Amway Diamonds. Comments took off like crazy mostly from angry Amway losers. They screech out the same bullshit. If they took the time to read the comments from the Ambots that came before them their question would be answered. It got to the point where we edited the post to start off by telling any Amway losers who want to lie about Miss America wearing Amway makeup to go to the Miss America website and look at the sponsors to see who really supplying the makeup and it ain’t Amway. Though that’s the main theme most of those lying bastards go on about. Also their anger when it comes out that Amway pays some obscure marketing firm in Europe that no one over here has ever heard of to rate Artistry as #2 in prestige cosmetics. Bullshit prestige that women don’t care about when buying cosmetics. But when a company is scamming suckers they got to go with something obscure.

So there we go. Fifteen years!!! A lot longer than many bloggers last. Bloggers come and go. You can see a small graveyard on the right side of this page. The dilemma is most people only have a limited number of Amway horror stories cause most people quit after a few months when they realized they got scammed. We have about two to three years of posts here that we just keep recycling and put them back in the rotation for new readers who might have missed them the first time or second or third time that they ran! Keeping content with current dates and comments also keeps this blog high in the search engine ranks and Amway Ambots hate that. 

15 years of having a blog up where we tell Amway to fuck off. 15 years of telling the fucking assholes in the Amway upline to fuck off. 15 years of Amway ambots leaving nasty comments to prove what we’ve been saying all along – a HUGE reason not to get involved in Amway is because of the people you’ll have to put up with. And what do those Amway losers get for their trouble? A big old FUCK YOU!

What do you think? Do we have another 15 years in us? Hopefully we won’t burn out too many more bananas over the long run!

LOL! This blog is like the Energizer Bunny and will keep going until Amway dies. Or we do! 😝 We are really hoping our current administration manages to do kill this evil though it will probably be an unintentional side effect.

Thanks to everyone - bananas and readers - who’ve made this blog a success! 15 years is an amazing milestone and we couldn’t have done it without all your support. Thank you! 👏