Fuck You IBO!

It finally happened! Someone did a Google search for “fuck you IBO” and found my blog! You guessed it. Number 1 on the search engine!

Yes this is definitely the place to be if you want to tell any IBO you’ve ever met: “Fuck you!” Or live vicariously through me saying it.

Depending on your perspective there are different types of IBO’s to say fuck you to:

1. from the point of view of someone who is not associated with Amway and does not want to be associated with Amway and does not want to be hounded by Amway IBO’s

2. from the point of view of someone who has a spouse, family member, or good friend who is an Amway IBO

3. from the point of view of a former IBO who has found out the truth about Amway and the tool scam

So rather than say fuck you over and over in each sentence I’ll just say it once at the top of the list.

FUCK YOU IBO:

1.      for saying where else can you start up your own business for only $150 but neglecting to mention all the other costs once you’ve paid your start up fee

2.     for saying people who have nothing good to say about Amway are only trying to steal your dream

3.     for saying people who don’t support your Amway business don’t want you to succeed

4.     for saying “don’t say negative!”

5.     for saying buy from your own store

6.     for trying to break up marriages

7.     for saying the more meetings and functions you attend the more successful you will be

8.     for saying “You can’t quit now because you haven’t been in it long enough to succeed” no matter how many years you’ve been in Amway

9.     for hounding me to buy your shitty overpriced products

10. for lying about how the upline does not profit from the sale of Amway tools

11.   for lying about how you’ll only spend 10 to 15 hours a week in this business

12. for criticizing people who have J.O.B.s

13.  for saying you’ll always be broke as long as you’re working for someone else

14. for saying you must be on DITTO

15.  for saying you must be CORE

16. for being disrespectful

17.  for bringing misery to people’s lives

18. for saying you must always listen to tapes (oops I fucked up by saying TAPES!!! IBOFB will be in to leave a comment that tapes haven’t been sold since he was shitting his diapers and CD’s have been sold for the past few decades)

19. for forcing us to buy tools by saying you won’t work with us if we don’t buy them (even though the Amway literature says buying tools from your LOS is optional and your upline can’t refuse to mentor you and assist you to build a business if you don’t buy them)

20.for wanting your errands done for free

21. for saying attend all functions no matter what else is going on in your life

22. for not getting off my ass about recruiting me as an IBO

23.for getting bitchy if we question anything

24. for brainwashing us

25.for lying about how everyone in the upline is very successful

26. for telling us an Amway business is a great tax shelter and everything is tax deductible

27.for not taking “NO” for an answer

28.for telling us to sign up our dog and cat as downline IBOs

29. for not minding your own fucking business

30.for lying about being debt free

31.  for being bullies

32.for telling us to charge Amway products and functions onto our credit cards

33. for lying about Amway owning the Amway Arena in Orlando Florida

34.for lying about the health benefits of Perfect Water

35. for blaming people who don’t succeed in their Amway business as being lazy

36.for blaming people who don’t succeed in their Amway business as not trying hard enough

37. for underestimating the power of the Internet

38.for telling us to wear business attire to all meetings

39.for lying about how Artistry is one of the top 5 best selling cosmetics in the world

40. for telling us not to have any competitor’s products in the house if Amway sells a similar product

41. for telling us to lie to prospects so they don’t know they’re coming to an Amway meeting

42. for telling us to do what our upline tells us to do because they’re the only ones with a sincere interest in us

43.for lying about how you’ll be our best friends forever

44.for saying duplicate your upline

45.for telling us that self consumption is essential to our success in the Amway business

46.for forcing your personal beliefs upon us

47.for saying that people who refuse to be part of the Amway business are losers

48.for saying don’t do anything and don’t buy anything without first counselling with your upline

49.for telling us not to socialize with friends and family who are not in the Amway business

50.for saying “always edify your upline”

51.  for being annoying as hell

52.for lying about how you’ll buy back books and tapes (ah shit I meant CDs) if we decide not to build an Amway business

53. for lying about how we’ll collect residual income for the rest of our lives

54.for telling us to cancel our plans if you want to schedule a last minute business meeting

55. for saying “if the dream is big enough then the facts don’t count”

56.for berating us if we didn’t bring any prospects to an Amway meeting

57. for giving us “lines” to use to trick people into attending an Amway meeting

58.for holding late night meetings

59.for causing financial losses

60. for causing emotional distress

61. for scolding us if we miss a meeting

62.for being the biggest bunch of liars I’ve ever met

63.for being the greediest assholes I’ve ever met

64. for being the biggest troublemaking bastards I’ve ever met

OK I think I’ve said enough fuck you’s for now. If I keep thinking about it the list will keep growing and I have to stop this post sometime! Feel free to load up the comments with the many ways you want to say FUCK YOU IBO

If I Can Do It, Anyone Can!

Is there anything more stupid and insulting than people who say “if I can do it then anyone can”?

Its like they’re implying “I’m such a big fucking moron and if I can do it then anyone who isn’t a fucking moron can. And in the unlikely event that you can’t do it then you’re an even bigger fucking moron than I am!”

Like take that teenage boy who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge last year, probably one of the world’s most famous suicide spots. This kid jumps for the hell of it to see if he could. A nearby surfer paddled up to him and got him back to shore and chewed him out the whole way. The kid was relatively unhurt from the jump. So does this teen go around bragging if he can jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and not get hurt then anyone can. He jumped and survived. If he can do it then anyone can. Though I’d go out on a limb here and say the majority of jumpers off the Golden Gate Bridge are not hoping to survive.

What about people who say if I can ride a motorbike then anyone can. Also implying that if they can do it then anyone who can’t has to be a fucking moron. Not everyone has the talent, the balance, the fearlessness, or whatever it takes to ride one those things. Some can. Some can’t. What about people who play football and say if I can do it then anyone can. Same problem. Not everyone has the athletic ability or desire to run around a field chasing a ball and tackling others or ending up on the bottom of a dogpile.

What we used to hear at Amway meetings when the Platinum or Diamonds talked was “if I can do it then anyone can”. I heard it a lot. Also “its so easy anyone can do it”. Yup the implication is there. If you can’t do what I can do even though it is SOOOOOOO easy, and I can do it and I’m already a loser moron, then you have got to be the world’s biggest fucking moron loser!

Not everyone can be a good convincing liar.

Not everyone can bullshit people into believing the reason Amway products are so high priced is because the price reflects the high value/quality of the product.

Not everyone has the qualities to be a good cult leader.

Not everyone can learn brainwashing techniques.

Not everyone is good at pretend games. (I own my own business! I’m a business owner!)

Not everyone can treat other people like shit.

Not everyone is obsessed with money like Amway ambots are.

Not everyone has a high limit on their credit card to keep buying expensive Amway products.

Not everyone has transportation to get them to the endless Amway meetings.

Not everyone enjoys being mocked when they admit they’re with Amway.

Not everyone can destroy other people’s lives walking all over them in their greedy pursuit of material possessions.

“If I can do it, anyone can.”

How about sending out a big fuck you to every Amway cult leader that says that!

Whether or not I “can” isn’t the point.

I “won’t”.

Not interested in your Amway bullshit so fuck off!

Who remembers Quixtar?

A few years ago Amway changed its name to Quixtar. I’m not sure when but I’ll throw out 2000 give or take a couple of years. I know our first round of Amway hell in 2000 the name was Quixtar but I don’t know for sure when the name change happened because it was already in effect.

There seemed to be a couple of rumors why the name changed to Quixtar. One of the rumors had to do with inheritance tax that the children of the Amway owners were taking over and by changing the name and creating a new company they could avoid or lessen their taxes. I don’t know if that is true - the part about getting out of paying taxes. I have no idea. Its what we were told by the upline.

The other theory - and the more likely one - the name change was to get away from Amway’s bad image. Creating the new name Quixtar would take people awhile longer to figure out that it had something to do with Amway. Rebranding themselves with a new name and a new image. It might have worked if the greedy bastards had priced their products to be competitive with other products in the marketplace and if they’d gotten rid of the troublemakers and the tool scam. But no. Not an option when you’re driven by greed!

Ambot got involved again around the time the name change back to Amway was announced. Its now been a few years since Amway has been referred to as Quixtar.

The fact that the name has changed a few years ago doesn’t seem to stop people from searching for Quixtar.

So you know what that means! Keywords! I am still getting searches for Quixtar function 2012 or Quixtar Spring Leadership and spelled Quickstar. Let me spell it wrong again just in case. Quikstar. Quiktar. Quickstar. Quick Star. Quix Star. How many ways can that word be spelled?

Call it what you want. Amway. Alticor. Quixtar. WWDB World Wide Dream Builder functions. It all adds up to one thing = SCAMWAY!!!

Pyramid scheme. Cult. Brainwashing. Liars.

Take your Quixtar and shove it where the sun don’t shine!

What's My Job?

I can’t tell you how many times some brainwashed ambot shows up to my blog and leaves a comment telling me I have a job and work for someone else and I’m a loser who is making my boss rich. Total amspeak. At every Amway meeting I attended the cult leaders would sneer at people who had jobs like its some kind of deadly communicable disease.

When I call the ambot a fucking liar and press the ambot for details on where I work, who my boss is, what kind of job I have, and most importantly where is all this money I’m supposedly making at my job - they retreat into silence. The lying bastards who’ve accused me of having a job like that’s such a terrible thing don’t respond.

It is inconceivable to brainwashed ambots that there are actually people in the world who do not have jobs. Their cult leaders say everybody has a job and everybody has a boss so the ambots blindly believe them. After all one of the cardinal rules in Amway is “never question upline!”

Ambots are mesmerized by Amway cult leaders who claim to have retired when they were twenty-one. If they can do it so can everyone else. Younger ambots become disrespectful to anyone who is still working a job. They are driven by greed for material possessions and don’t want to work a job for somebody else. Very obviously failing to understand that when you work for Amway as a commissioned salesperson, thinly disguised as being an independent business owner, you are still following Amway’s rules and policies just like in any other type of job.

A lot of people have jobs, particularly in their 20’s, 30’s, and 40’s. In their 50’s a lot of people are moving into semi-retirement and some are retiring from their jobs and starting up their own business. There’s a segment of the population in the working years range of 20 to 60 who are unable to work due to physical or mental disabilities. Also in that same age group are housewives or househusbands whose spouse is the sole income earner, lottery winners, heirs, people who live off their investments and others who are capable of working but for whatever reason choose not to do so.

I don’t judge people whether they work or do not work. But then I’m not an ambot!

Unlike the fairy tale that ambots believe from their cult leaders about how everyone has a job and has a boss, it just ain’t true. It must be mind-blowing to brainwashed ambots to discover that there are people in the world who for one reason or another are not employed by someone because their Amway cult leaders have brainwashed them into believing that everyone else in the world who is not in Amway has a job.

I have not had a job for years other than working our own business. Even now as we move into semi-retirement we talk about opening up a different type of business maybe within the next 5 years. And we’re not talking some phony ass Scamway business!

Maybe we’ll end up being like Amway Diamonds and never really fully retire!

Even though its been years since I’ve had a boss - and no my husband does not count he knows who the real boss is! - I see nothing wrong with people who hold down jobs. Not everyone is capable of being self employed or running their own business, whether it be finances, smarts, motivation, etc not everyone has what it takes. Ambots - who are better than everyone else because they are “business owners” - show their contempt and disgust towards workers while failing to grasp that not everyone has what it takes to be self employed. And again I’m not talking about signing up to be a phony ass Scamway IBO or similar MLM that pumps up their employees by pretending to them that they are real business owners. Just because I don’t work a job for an employer there is no need for me to look down my nose at those who do and sneer at them that they’ll always be a broke loser working for someone else.

That’s a job for fucking inconsiderate brainwashed Amway IBO’s and their better than everyone else attitude!

Amway People Assholes

I kid you not. Some poor soul who has been plagued with brainwashed ambots showed up at my blog after doing a Google search for “Amway people assholes”.

Boy did s/he come to the right place!

So what is it about Amway people - ambots - that makes them such assholes?

Loaded question! The list is endless!

Here it is from my perspective based on my experience with my upline. What makes Amway people such big assholes?

1. They’re liars.
2. They’re sleazy.
3. They’re swindlers.
4. They only like you for your money.
5. They’re arrogant pricks.
6. They’re full of shit.
7. They’re out to destroy relationships.
8. They deprive people of sleep.
9. They’re pompous bastards.
10. They think they’re experts on everything.
11. They make fun of people who have jobs.
12. They think they’re better than everyone else.
13. They’re the biggest bunch of phonies around.
14. They stalk you in Barnes & Noble.
15. They’re always right and everyone else is wrong.
16. They call people losers if they’re not involved in Amway.
17. They call their own cult members losers if they quit Amway.
18. They drop their friendship if you don’t buy their overpriced Amway shit.
19. They’re useless.
20. They accuse everyone of having a job and a boss even people who are retired or already own a business and don’t have bosses.
21. They justify their evil actions by claiming to “bless” or “help” others.
22. They’re unreliable.
23. They’re obsessed with all things negative.
24. They’re rotten bad ass fuckers.
25. They snipe you on Facebook.
26. They accuse others of “not trying hard enough” even if they’re busting their asses.
27. They cause others to suffer financial losses.
28. They’re fucking troublemakers.
29. They’re quick to point fingers and find fault with everyone else.
30. They lead people into bankruptcy.
31. They force their cult followers to “submit to upline”.
32. They waste everyone’s time.
33. They’re rude.
34. They pester you in grocery stores.
35. When not at Amway meetings they’re always on phones and sending texts.
36. They demand you attend all Amway functions.
37. They’re cultists.
38. They cause others to go into debt.
39. They’re close-minded.
40. They’re out to scam you.
41. They believe they’re smarter than people who are not in Amway.
42. They’re annoying.
43. They’re greedy bastards.
44. They peddle Amway shit.
45. They’re brainwashed.
46. They justify Amway’s high prices on a make belief high quality.
47. They make you pay to listen to their bullshit.
48. They’re deceptive about the tool scam profits.
49. They deny they’re with Amway.
50. They’re low life scum sucking bastards.
51. They’re obnoxious.
52. They’re full of self importance.
53. They unnaturally worship their cult leaders.
54. They’re freaks.
55. They incite hate.
56. They accuse people not on board with Amway of being dream stealers.
57. They refer to everyone not in the Amway cult as un-Christian.
58. They’re creepy.
59. They’re snake oil salesmen.
60. They’re in denial about their pyramid scheme.
61. They’re slimeballs.
62. They’re always holding grand openings.
63. They’re always pestering to show you the board plan.
64. They’re pretend business owners.
65. They’re under the impression Amway is the only recession proof business.
66. They’re secretive.
67. They can’t mind their own business.
68. They’re tax evaders.
69. They’re pests.
70. They’re self-righteous.
71. They’re out to piss everyone off.
72. They’re fucking inconsiderate bastards.

OK I’ll stop before I hit 101 again. When are they going to bring back 101 Ways To Leave A Game Show?

OK. Back to my Christmas baking. I’ve had enough fun today!

Amway Vampires Sucking the Money Out of Us

Halloween is coming up so it seems a good time to talk about vampires.

Amway vampires that is.

Vile creatures of the night the Amway vampires congregate at 8pm to worship their cult leader and hear their tales of greed. After 11pm, after midnight, into the early morning hours the Amway vampires are learning how to suck money out of their victims. They’re learning how to destroy relationships of any cult followers who have family and friends who are not “onboard with Amway”. The cult leaders chant familiar phrases. “People who are not in Amway are stupid. They’re losers. They’re negative unchristian dream stealers. Stay away from anyone not involved in Amway because they do not have your best interests in mind like we do. We love you.” The more tired the cult followers the easier it is to  brainwash them. Another familiar mantra: “Buy more tools. Buy more Amway products. That is the secret to your financial freedom. FREEDOM! Flush that stinking job!”

For people like myself who venture out into a moonless night into the grim dungeon of horrors of an Amway meeting it seems like we are caught in hell. No friends. No money. No hope. No future. Only despicable Amway vampires who want to destroy us. We look out the window into the dark night where a few stars twinkle in the sky, as unreachable and untouchable as the Amway promise of spending ten to fifteen hours a week for the next two to five years and bless the Amway gods with thousands of dollars of our money and we will be rewarded with residual income rolling in forever while we walk the beaches of the world and hang out with Diamonds on Peter Island. Coyotes howl in the distance. Something smells really bad in this room. The unmistakeable stench of Amway vampire B.O. and some son of a bitch Amway vampire is drinking XS piss water.

We want to leave but we can’t just get up and go and abandon the person we arrived with. Trapped! Finally the Amway cult leader shuts up and we can get out of this hell hole. “Why are you leaving so soon?” An Amway vampire taunts us. “Fuck you. Its one in the morning. Not everyone around here keeps witching hours.” The Amway vampire hisses and sneers “Guess you got a J.O.B. to get to in the morning.”

There’s just something about these Amway creatures of the night that makes you want to run and hide. Turn the lights on. Get away from these demons!

Amway vampires and their greedy goals. Amway vampires and the their evil intentions of sucking the money out of us. Sucking the life out of us. Someone ought to put a stake through the hearts of Amway vampires except that they don’t have any.

Oh yeah. One more time I’d like to send a big old fuck you out to my upline.